Hey, It's Not Called the Ultimate Maturity Championship

Who's going to the UFC fan expo?
— Keith Jardine (@KeithJardine205) June 18, 2014

“@KeithJardine205: Who's going to the UFC fan expo?” I'm going if you will be there and sign my boobies???
— Ike Vallie-Flagg (@IKEVF) June 18, 2014

“@IKEVF: “@KeithJardine205: Who's going to the UFC fan expo?” I'm going if you will be there and sign my boobies???”only if you sign mine
— Keith Jardine (@KeithJardine205) June 18, 2014

@KeithJardine205 @IKEVF best convo eva!
— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) June 18, 2014

@julesk_fighter @IKEVF you can sign Ike's other boob.
— Keith Jardine (@KeithJardine205) June 18, 2014

It's Also Not Called The Ultimate Fashion Championship

I'm gonna bring overalls back
— Andre Fili (@TouchyFili) June 19, 2014

@TouchyFili dude I've been saying that same thing
— Michael (@TeamRocBiggie) June 19, 2014

Miller Brewing

Slapping together a new collar for my fermentation chamber. Brewing some Oktoberfist this weekend. @RIDGIDPower pic.twitter.com/KNtg5f6lB7
— Jim Miller (@JimMiller_155) June 19, 2014

WarMaster of Ceremonies

That's right, folks. The one and only @JoshLBarnett is going to have a podcast on @FOXSports. Ya'll ready to be entertained?
— UFC Tonight (@UFCTonight) June 19, 2014

It's time I had a soapbox from which to dispense my rhetoric of manly, badassery and @FOXSports has given me such a place w/my new podcast
— Josh Barnett (@JoshLBarnett) June 19, 2014

Meatstache!

Don't hate me cuz you ain't me, playa. pic.twitter.com/RnEPNUtNr6
— Matt Mitrione (@mattmitrione) June 18, 2014

Mike'd

Alright it's official no more flying with @miketyson !!!! #ufc #miketyson #sharpie #dontfallasleep http://t.co/ZvZjrJKA3D
— Dana White (@danawhite) June 17, 2014

That's Some Menacing Politeness

Elevator etiquette: I get off then you can get on, that way no one gets hurt
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) June 17, 2014

When it's Okay to Say, "I'm Gonna Be Creepy!"

So excited @EASportsUFC is out today! Who's playing?? @ufc @danawhite pic.twitter.com/J9xfxxTByI
— Ian McCall (@Unclecreepymma) June 17, 2014

The Day of the Dad

Happy Fathers Day to my biggest fan. I love you pops. #UFCDads pic.twitter.com/ugJUO5q5XR
— Stipe Miocic (@smiocic) June 15, 2014

Watching my little brother graduate college with my heroes. Happy Father's Day Dad and Grandpa #UFCDads pic.twitter.com/GETwkm9muC
— TJ Dillashaw (@TJDillashaw) June 15, 2014

Happy Father's Day to the man who married my mom and stepped up and loved me unconditionally! Thank you for being an amazing father tom!
— Ike Vallie-Flagg (@IKEVF) June 15, 2014

Happy fathers day to all the dads out there, heres a pic of jaidens first time in a cage @ufc #ufcdads pic.twitter.com/VqYr51veCS
— Steven Siler (@Stevesiler) June 15, 2014

Happy Fathers Day to my Dad, @Mark_Hardy4 I couldn't ask for a better role model. I love you very much and miss you a lot. x
— Dan Hardy (@danhardymma) June 15, 2014