Tweets of the Week - 4/1

Paige is Explosive

Just spilled gasoline all over me. It's gunna be a good day. Haha no one lite a match please.
— Paige VanZant (@PaigeVanzantUFC) March 31, 2016

There's Some Sage in the Brush.

Just crossed the Mississippi River to The Land of Lincoln pic.twitter.com/jgZ3HLvINC
— Sage Northcutt (@sagenorthcutt) April 1, 2016

Cyborg, You guys! Cyborg!

We Did it!
UFC 198 is coming fast!
Thank you for all of the support, I will train hard and will be ready to... https://t.co/40Lj6pLlKM
— Cris Cyborg (@criscyborg) March 31, 2016

Congrats @criscyborg! Long time coming. #UFC198 #WelcometotheBigShow
— Jon Anik (@Jon_Anik) March 28, 2016

This Loveable Lunatic...

They always make me eat at the kids table. Apparently there are no adults allowed #mature #kids #growup #peedmypants pic.twitter.com/5kQaLHDdI8
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) March 29, 2016

Funny Beacause it's Bloody True

If you're coming to #UFC200, you might want to pack a poncho. @ufc @diegosanchezufc https://t.co/VXbwexe0zy
— Joe Lauzon (@JoeLauzon) March 31, 2016

Sure. Who's Gonna Stop You?

I hate shopping 4 grown up clothes. Can I please just live my life in spandex t-shirts.
— Ashlee Evans-Smith (@AshleeMMA) April 1, 2016

Diaz it Should Be! 

I SERIOUSLY hope #UFC209 is in Stockton, CA. @UFC, please don't let us down!
— Mike Jackson, Esq. (@TheTruthJackson) April 1, 2016

What, No Bearded Dog?

#BeardGang over #Everythang ! We start young framing out Beards at the Woodley Residence! pic.twitter.com/DB1KQlDiXF
— Tyron T-Wood Woodley (@TWooodley) April 1, 2016

Speaking of Dogs. Here are Dogs!

Meet Merlin Kish. I rescued and adopted this guy from the Humane Society of Charlotte t... https://t.co/3dBlCwvduf pic.twitter.com/jDwVfurGj9
— Justine Kish (@JustineKish) March 31, 2016

Good Morning/Afternoon SQUAD!!! Darcemus Maximus & Knucklez at their Finest #UFCTampa #TeamFerguson pic.twitter.com/n8CblVa4b7
— Tony Ferguson (@TonyFergusonXT) March 31, 2016

https://t.co/sx1LGvKqNA
— Amanda Nunes (@Amanda_Leoa) April 1, 2016

Mind of Mitch is Here. No April Foolin'

Actually pulled out the line "don't bro me if you don't know me"...I feel so old
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) April 1, 2016

A guy riding a motorcycle had the license plate that said "CHILLZ", that's not chill that's lame
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) March 31, 2016

It's April fools day. Cause lame posts on Facebook are what it's about. I put a potato in @thejohnnylarue tailpipe, I don't mean his car
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) April 1, 2016