A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC accounts, and the list of UFC fighters to keep up with these guys and gals.
He Only Accepts Messages via Smoke Signal Does anyone have Steven Seagals phone number? I need to bring in the big guns for this fight. -Tim Kennedy
Hey! Seagal Cut the Ponytail Years Ago! If you're an adult male and you have a ponytail, I assume you smell and most likely own a snake as a pet -Mitch Clarke
Let’s Tweet About the Government Ask not what your country can do for you cuuuuuuzzzzzz... they're kinda closed right now. #GovernmentShutdown -Kenny Florian
THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY BUT AT LEAST I HAVE CATS, RIGHT?!? -Julie Kedzie
Can’t Tell From the Pic but Bet He’s Not Wearing Pants Little morning coffee with my good friend @CodyStamann top of the morning to you Twitter pic.twitter.com/kYKAyUkDxV -Daron Cruickshank
Call Everyone Toby. He’ll Think It’s Your Thing.
I found out today I'd been calling a guy by the wrong name for like 4 years. His name is Jason, I've been calling him Toby -Mitch Clarke
That Name Sounds So Familiar And the rumors are true: 9-0 bantamweight @SergioPettis has signed with the UFC, will face @VaughanLoveLee at #UFC167 -UFC
Jesse Pinkman Need Not Apply If you are in the Albuquerque area and don't party or smoke I need a room mate. If you are interested private message me -Isaac Vallie-Flagg
