Tweets of the Week - 4/22

A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC accounts, the list of UFC fighters and the list of Strikeforce fighters to keep up with these guys.
129 is Almost Here!
Uncle Dana has asked me to draw your attention to and cast your vote on the main event. All the cool kids are doing it.  -Dan Hardy
The second segment of PrimeTime is on tonight at Midnight on Spike, and re-runs throughout the week on Spike, Versus and Fuel TV. #fb  -Jake Shields
Shoutout for #ETS (eat, train, sleep).  -Georges St-Pierre
Looking great @JasonBrilz! Phenom shape buddy!  -Jake Ellenberger
Just got out of the boxing gym with Howard grant, now going to see my osteopath  -Rory MacDonald
UFC 129 Prediction: Georges St-Pierre by Stoppage. Striking and wrestling ability will lead to a TKO stoppa...  -Kyle Kingsbury
Last shark tank done, feeling great. Toughest camp I've ever had... #UFC129  -Mark Bocek
Mayhem in the Octagon!
I now fight for the @UFC. I'd like to thank all the staff there as well as @DanaWhite for this new partnership.  -Jason Mayhem Miller
Career Choices
Not every job allows u to punch some one right in the face, I guess u could say that I have a cool ass job!  -Mike Pyle
@Mike_Pyle there alot of jobs where you don't have to get punched in the face either -Forrest Griffin
@ForrestGriffin yeah but the pay is not as good I hear!!!  -Mike Pyle
A Little Terror
WIFE IN LABOR!!!!!  -Matt Serra
Is This Training?
AND HERE WE GO!!!  -Pat Barry
Do not Drive or Operate Heavy Machinery.
Wish @shanecarwin could stop by and punch me so I could go to sleep easily. #insomnia sucks. -Matt Mitrione
No R-Rated movies Though…
Finally got a haircut over the weekend. Even though it cost $$ I'll make it up by being able to order off the kids menu again.  -Daniel "Dannyboy" Downes
Genetic Mayhemism
Apparently there were 60 tornados where my Dad lives, he didn't even bother to call. I see where I get my apathy for personal safety.
My dad is fine. He's unkillable-a genetic disorder the Millers have. Plus my mom won't let him die before he cleans the garage.  -Jason Mayhem Miller
Thursday, December 10
Las Vegas, NV


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