Ike Should Fight Johnny From Karate Kid
Not sure who is cheesier 80s or 90s teen movie bad guys
I really want to fight by the end of the year! i  -Isaac Vallie-Flagg

Metaphor or Advice for Cloak Tailoring?
No one tears a piece from a new cloak to patch an old one. Otherwise, he will tear the new & the piece from it will not match the old cloak.  -Danny Castillo ‏

He’s Lifting Weights Ironically
I'd be angry at the guy lifting weights in a fedora at 8am, but something tells me he had a terrible childhood. I'm such a sympathetic guy -Daniel Downes ‏

Gotta Know When We Rolllllllliiiinnn’
#FF @BurtWatson4real ! Best in the business, baby!!!! Julie Kedzie ‏

Things to Take Mitch’s Word On
Tuna juice is the worst juice  -Mitch Clarke ‏

TUF Stuff Co-ed Edition
#TeamTate http://instagram.com/p/d50xoSikvz/   -Miesha Tate ‏

The moment right before being the first woman to step inside the cage on #TUF18 @FOXSports1 @TUFonFS1  pic.twitter.com/f3hClKk8iw  -Jessamyn Duke ‏

You have to give it to them, @ufc 's #TUF is pretty good so far. I thought last nights episode was a good start for everyone.  -Cat Zingano ‏

Pretty cool to see my pic on the http://ufc.com  front page. #tuf18 #tufonfs1 #teamtate #teamalphamale #ufc http://instagram.com/p/d50ls_szxz/  -Chris Holdsworth ‏

People on forums are calling me "weird, awkward nerdy Japanese white girl." Hahaha it cracks me up so much. XD LOL  -Roxanne Modafferi ‏

Just wanna tell everyone who showed up to my party last night, for all the birthday wishes and everyone that is supporting me you guys rock!  -Raquel Pennington ‏

First pick baby that's right! #teamBollinger #TUF18 #ufc #mma #teamtate #tufpremiere pic.twitter.com/91d8eKS6Ps  -Cody Bollinger ‏

Proof We Need a Tim Kennedy Reality Show
Wife-"you can't wear that in public"
Me-"why not? Ranger panties are appropriate for all occasions"
Wife-"you can see EVERYTHING"
Me-"and?"

Good night everyone! pic.twitter.com/krYFyXqNwW  -Tim Kennedy ‏

Exclusive TotW Interview with Scott… Nevermind.
Don't aks me nothin  -Scott Jorgensen ‏

The Fist–Face Merger was a Great Success
Successful business trip down to Brazil! Another day at the office. Thanks for the support! #Victory #UFC #GoingHome pic.twitter.com/qI967uOVgB  -Joseph Benavidez ‏

Completely Plausible
Who knew my great great great grandfather was an old timey boxing champion. William "the butcher" mccall http://instagram.com/p/d3NnVATFmA/  -Ian McCall ‏

From The President's Desk
Holy s*** !!!!! What a war!!! I thought Glover was getting KO'd and BOOM!!! Bader looked good

Crowd is awesome!!!! Brazil

Jacre is the REAL DEAL!!!!!!! Wow destroying Okami is a BIG DEAL!!!!

WOW!!! Alpha male 17-0 now since Bang Ludwig

Tor is TOUGH as hell!!! @FOXSports1  -Dana White ‏

There’s a New Miller in Town
Cassidy J Miller. 7lbs 1oz 20" pic.twitter.com/1Enx7GULNP  -Jim Miller ‏

Quirky Albuquerque with Quinn Mulhern
Hey guys! I found him. Master of Satanic Arts. #666 #Mercedes http://instagram.com/p/dz4jOtsTbq/  -Quinn Mulhern ‏

You Can't Pull One Over on Mr. Shanky
Super cereal about this one guys pic.twitter.com/pQK93yV5MQ
I wouldnt go to a dentist that had no teeth  -Daron Cruickshank ‏