Tweets of the Week - 9/23

UFC 135 Tweets
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. >>>> feeling light  -Jon Bones Jones

I wish the fight was tomorrow,I'm ready 2 do this kid in,I'm getting my belt back!I'm very confident n dis #wolfmode  -Quinton Jackson

Good news,we found the spy in our camp! Will tell u more after the fight  -Quinton Jackson

I have a confession to make. It was me. I'm John Jones' spy.  -Jason Mayhem Miller

Doing work @natediaz209 @UFC twitpic.com/6pdqr4  -Gilbert Melendez

Ready 2 Go...this sat #PPV #UFC135 #Denver #mma @dethrone @LugzLifestyle see U soon!  -Josh Koscheck

Be sure to say your prayers everyone! "Dear God, please give Matt Hughes the strength to bludgeon & maim stupid koscheck tomorrow"  -Stephan Bonnar

Last practice a huge success, dinner was great hydrated and ready to go for tomorrows weigh ins. Countdown to the weigh in face off #UFC135  -Tony Ferguson

TUF Talk
Drinking game for tonight's #TUF14 premiere. Shot for every time I say "Wow" and @danawhite says "F***" and @bisping is understandable -Jason Mayhem Miller

@mayhemmiller @danawhite new drinking game for tonight, everytime miller looks like a dick u take a shot, you guys are gonna be wasted!!  -Michael Bisping

Did you catch @danawhite's reaction to one of the fights on #TUF14? Meme-worthy. yfrog.com/kil5zffj  -Jason Mayhem Miller

Auto-Correct Error or Stuffed Shorts?
True story. @BrianStann and @DerekBrunsonMMA both stuffed my shorts and scored takedowns on me.  -Tim Kennedy

Tweetdown: Sonnen vs Belfort
@sonnench "dead man"...lol, you've been playing too much video game...let's make it real in the cage!  -Vitor Belfort

Hey Vitor, take my name out of your mouth until you show up for half as many fights as you pullout of.  -Chael Sonnen

Are you sure that was ESPN?
Just got interviewed by ESPN magazine about getting hit in the crotch. Any publicity is good publicity, right?  -Daniel Downes

The Victorious Jake
Thank you @danawhite & @ufc I am honored to be a part of the UFC! Thank u fans, love u guys!!  -Jake Ellenberger