Most People Seek Peace & Tranquility... Then There's Tim...

Dear God, Please have someone try to rob my house tonight, or let me wake to the start of the zombie apocalypse. Thanks, Good night.
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 18, 2015

How to Get Cowboy to Drop By on the Reg.

@Cowboycerrone bud tap at my new house? Lol
— Dave Sholler (@Sholler_UFC) September 18, 2015

Think I can help you with this https://t.co/BYPx0jzkUL
— Cowboy Cerrone (@Cowboycerrone) September 18, 2015

Having Fight Pass is a Really Good Idea...

#TitanFC35 goes down THIS Saturday LIVE on @UFCFightPass! http://t.co/WpRG2g1L3f pic.twitter.com/guvxsbJ92H
— UFC (@ufc) September 18, 2015

#TitanFC flyweight champ @TElliott125 defends his belt this Saturday at #TitanFC35 at 9PM/6PM ETPT on #UFCFIGHTPASS https://t.co/gXBLKyE6tr
— UFC Fight Pass (@UFCFightPass) September 17, 2015

So is Watching the New Season of TUF

ICYMI, get a recap of the premiere of an all new season of @UltimateFighter Recap http://t.co/CXZLvGiGT8 pic.twitter.com/eFHiDwYm32
— UFC (@ufc) September 16, 2015

Speaking of @ryanhallbjj , greatest @ufc TUF quote ever. pic.twitter.com/qqE6QrMRKy
— White Belt Survival (@WBSurvival) September 17, 2015

Yes lol that sums up @ryanhallbjj - @Cody_Nolove #TUF22 https://t.co/i8IMMnYBwP
— UFC (@ufc) September 17, 2015

Nice speech by Connor. The 1st thing I said when I coached @UltimateFighter was; now y'all know this ain't a team sport right!
— Forrest Griffin (@ForrestGriffin) September 17, 2015

The Mind of Mitch

It's messed up when your coach says he enjoyed the Weird Al concert more than the Snoop Dogg one
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) September 17, 2015

Vegetables are the devil
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) September 16, 2015

Watching barbers deal with cauliflower ear always makes my day
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) September 18, 2015

Awww

The perks of being a UFC fighter!! I can pay vet bills! Thanks @ufc pic.twitter.com/X2kXGF1E1H
— Sean Strickland (@SStricklandMMA) September 18, 2015

Awww (Sarcastically)

Just went 24 hrs without any mentions........ pic.twitter.com/cjBJa0AG2C
— Stipe Miocic (@stipemiocicufc) September 17, 2015

Fighter/Writers Everywhere... 'Fwrighters'?

Anyone wanna hire me to write some stuff? Might as well try to put this Journalism degree to use
— David Michaud (@bulldawgUFC) September 17, 2015