Tweets of the Week - 9/14

TUF 16 Premieres Tonight on FX!
C u 2night http://img.ly/nk5r  -Shane Carwin ‏

I got sun poisoning at the coaches challenge today in Vegas!!!! This is what happens when POWDER is in the sun!! pic.twitter.com/jzcSaSft  -Dana White ‏

Wrapped TUF today and it airs this Friday on FX!! Hangin with all the boys 2 night. pic.twitter.com/9J6fSkdQ   -Dana White ‏

Silva vs Bonnar: Are You Not Intrigued?
Much respect to Anderson, Nog, Bonnar, etc thank u for stepn up for UFC 153!!!! Brazil will be FUN. Here we come RIO :)  -Dana White ‏

Congrats @Stephanbonnar on the fight! I wish u well my brotha!!! http://instagr.am/p/Pf40mgJ1S5/  -Danny Castillo ‏

What!!! I'm only a 13 to 1 underdog vs Anderson? I must be better than I thought  -Stephan Bonnar ‏

#SpiderFriday Starting training to #UFC Rio III Oooss pic.twitter.com/hVhfUJi1  -Anderson Silva ‏

Tweet Beef Brewin’
"I definitely hit harder than Bisping!" flyweight training diaries w/ Benavidez http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-benavidez-diary … and Mighty Mouse http://www.ufc.com/media/152-DJ-VideoDiary …  -UFC ‏

@ufc urijah favour, Joseph benavidez and the rest of the munchkin crew talk sh*t cos theyre stuck in the body's of pre pubescent boys  -Michael ‏Bisping

Thought we were buddies @bisping I know u can dish it out but can't take it back @ufc ur like a spoiled 3rd grader. Grow up.  -Urijah Faber ‏

Twitter Campaign Trail
Needing 940 more humans to be my followers. Remember: I’m a great leader…was HS Student Council President my senior year. Go Rams!  -Aaron Simpson ‏

Gotta be Tough to Wear Foot Mittens
#hatersgonnahate pic.twitter.com/mIgYK86j  -Dustin Poirier

You Crossed Feline, Kenny!
Are u kitten me right meow?! "Cat Cakes (cupcakes)" Happy Birthday @rp1313 #CatCakes #Cupcakes #birthday #Ca http://instagr.am/p/Pi-wrUSSUA/   -Kenny Florian ‏

Awesomeness Approaching from the Northwest
@arielhelwani Are you accepting questions to ask Jon at the press conference and post fight interviews?  -Chael Sonnen ‏

Be Yourself… Unless You Can Be Batman
#ThrowbackThursday me and my twin bro @diamondryan1 and u know I was Batman! http://instagr.am/p/PivHUkPk-J/  -Patrick Healy ‏

First Time UFC Headliner. He’s Giddy.
Oh and this is pretty sweet. pic.twitter.com/CvA82KZU  -Stipe Miocic ‏

We Need a Fighter Named Keith Lesnar STAT!
 “@MMAniak416: @BrockJardine Are you Brock Lesnar & Keith Jardine's love child?” lol u know it  -Brock Jardine ‏

What up, Dogs?
Working hard pic.twitter.com/sp8zKIEC  -Julie Kedzie ‏

Smile! http://instagr.am/p/PheubqnPJ8/  -Jamie Varner ‏

No Judgments
My best friend in the world is Caffeine and I have a on again-off again relationship with Chocolate  -Cub Swanson ‏

Retro! Hipsters Will Love It!
Just picked up my new iPhone 5 with @cubswanson pic.twitter.com/9CafnTjU  -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

That’s More a Dining Tip, Nam…
Dating Tip: while on a date, make sure to finish ur plate before she does. that way she doesn't ask 4 any of ur food lol:) @ufc_jp @ufcjptv  -Nam Phan ‏

Not Safe For Work –but Really Funny
#UFC152 funny sh*t http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd07cF9CO8w …  -Martin Kampmann ‏

Probably Safe For Work, Depending on Where You Work.
This pic has all my favorite things. Partial nudity, my cat, and @swolesports pic.twitter.com/sIOMIrBA  -Daron Cruickshank ‏

Who’s Going to Tell You That You Can’t?
Family crises occurring! Is it too early to put up Halloween decorations? -Tim Kennedy ‏

Musings From a Best-Selling Author
If the fuel special on me has taught me anything it's that I hug way too many shirtless men for a guy who claims to be straight  -Forrest Griffin ‏

Hey.. You know what cures haterism? A little success of your own. Cures that sh*t right up  -Forrest Griffin ‏