@sonnench lol dude, you're not worth my time.. Earn a title shot instead of trying to talk your way into one and I'll be glad to hurt you -Jon Bones Jones
@jonnybones Oh I plan too. Btw, how long did it take your parents to come up with your name, JON JONES.. #creative -Chael Sonnen
For everyone who thinks I'm "falling into chaels game" I know exactly what I'm doing.. #AreYouNotEntertained -Jon Bones Jones
My last fortune cookie read: a great many people will take pleasure in your demise. Probably just a fluke -Forrest Griffin
Love You, Bro That awkward moment when you're surrounded by people but still feel so alone. -Miguel Angel Torres
Crazy Talk! Humans need sun and water, without it we would have problems. #DeepTalk #Biology #DroppinTruth -Akira Corassani
How to Start a Cult Hmmm... I NEED 500 PEOPLE TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME REAL QUICK, IF IT WORKS I'LL DO SOME SORT OF PRIZE GIVEAWAY. WHO IS IN?!?! -Tom Lawlor
Normal Baths are for Sissies Ohhhh ice bath. It wouldn't be so bad if it just wasn't so cold. But then I guess it would be just a bath. Also important. #fb -Amir Sadollah
His Nickname Ain’t “Frugal” Saw @FloydMayweather leaving the gym in the biggest white Bentley known to man. #Motivation -Danny Castillo