Super Swede
Its time to go My parents for some vacation :):) all u have a super weekend! -Alexander Gustafsson

The Bang: Six Times Bigger than Venti
Coffee time http://lockerz.com/s/128915567  -Duane Ludwig

Brits Gotta Stick Together
@danhardymma all the best for this weekend mate, time to remind everyone what you are capable of!  -John Hathaway

Dannys Gotta Stick Together Too
I think I just committed my first crime in Milwaukee. -SMH  -Danny Castillo

@lastcall155 If you need to know a good place to dump a body, I got you  -Daniel Downes

Benavidez Vs. Henderson?!
Any takers in milwaukee for @ufc tryin to play some Taboo! jus smashed Fabio n Thong need people that speak english! @smoothone155  -Joseph Benavidez

@JoeB135 get at me tomorrow night, for sure I'm down for some Taboo...I gotta get rematch @ bowling too, :-D...  -Benson Henderson

Wild and Crazy Guys
Oh, what a night. Mr. Halllman made me laugh, being in the Octagon made me cry, and @danawhite made my night with his generosity. Victory!  -Brian Ebersole

@TWASEbersole called me, offered to rematch me as I get healthy..Brian is all class, very humble in Victory, a rolemodel for up and comers.  -Dennis Hallman

We Hope Your Birthday (got) ROCKED!
Oh snap happy bday to @joerogan  -Frankie Edgar

Happy Birthday!!!  @joerogan Hope to have a winners post fight chat with you soon :)  -Cub Swanson

I'm honored and humbled by the thousands of happy birthday wishes I've gotten today! Thank you all!  -Joe Rogan

Sweet, Sweet Bromance
Dearest @HypeOrDie, I miss U. I miss u like Wood misses a bowl of ranch dressng. Now u know how serious I am. Let's fight this wknd. Toodles  -Matt Mitrione

Had a great workout @RoufusportFC My weights great,broke the160 mark. Plus,i got a chance2see my brother frm an Irish mother @dannyboydownes  -Danny Castillo

@lastcall155 If I told you I teared up reading that would you think less of me? -Daniel Downes

@dannyboydownes No cuzz im sniffling now!!! #MyBrotherFrmAnIrishMother -Danny Castillo

Try the Natural Born S’Mores!
Check out CampCondit.com for pics, blogs, and video of the my training camp leading up to the fight with BJ Penn at #UFC137 #CampCondit.com  -Carlos Condit

Eddie Wineland Can Party
Sitting down for some dinner at mo's Irish pub!
Live music at mo's and the guy is covering @justinbieber baby, acoustic! Surprisingly well too! -Eddie Wineland

Iron Deficiency?
I cant find my car keys anywhere.my daughter was the last one who touched them. I think she ate them!  -Chris Weidman

Strikeforce: Gurgel Vs Duarte! Ready!
Are you ready for @Strikeforce #MMA action tonight? @jorgegurgel & @joeduartemma clearly are! See you at 11p ET/PT. pic.twitter.com/rrleB0U  -SHOWTIME SPORTS

Made
weight, ate a great meal cooked by my amazing wife, drank tons of
coconut water and now already back to 171lbs and ready to go now!!  -Jorge Gurgel

Just got to my room @palms w/ @VXSMMA! So excited to fight! Viva Las Vegas!!! -Joe Duarte

Wanna bet? Lol yfrog.com/h8nm7lqj  -Ronda Rousey

Fight day #BamBamBattalion I'm so ready gonna show the best BamBam ever. Thanks for da support. @Strikeforce @TeamQuest @ufc @EpicSportsMMA  -Patrick Healy