Tweets of the Week - 7/24

"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight weeeeeeeeeeek!!!!"  -Dana White

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight weeeeeeeeeeek!!!! Dillashaw vs Barao 2 for the bantamweight title LIVE and FREE on FOX!!!! pic.twitter.com/iatG6ewsx3
— Dana White (@danawhite) July 20, 2015

Champ @TJDillashaw gives a round-by-round tour of one of the biggest upsets in UFC history http://t.co/ebLX2hiLFg pic.twitter.com/Z0dZJ9ydSa
— UFC (@ufc) July 23, 2015

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight weeeeeeeeeeek!!!! Meisha Tate vs Jessica Eye LIVE and FREE on FOX!!!! pic.twitter.com/5Q8ovWaq40
— Dana White (@danawhite) July 20, 2015

Takedowns by #Cupcake @MieshaTate #UFCChicago https://t.co/r9ftIfIrGh
— UFC (@ufc) July 23, 2015

There's always that one crazy fanboy at Open workouts. @StipeMiocicUFC #HeBelieves #UFCChicago https://t.co/WP2Fvlvxzi
— UFC (@ufc) July 23, 2015

Let's watch @FoodNetwork until weigh-ins...
— James Krause (@TheJamesKrause) July 24, 2015

I can't disappoint... #UFCChicago https://t.co/UwwIbtfw5W
— Joe Lauzon (@JoeLauzon) July 24, 2015

Ice bath to end the nite #Buuurrrrr https://t.co/ZcM73XcUQL
— Danny Castillo (@lastcall155) July 24, 2015

Family

I done it Ma :-) pic.twitter.com/n0AKbuStQW
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) July 23, 2015

Grandpa Elias 89 watched practice today I gotta say I'm feeling young and lookin even younger #antiagewarrior pic.twitter.com/4VTLAFPt2l
— Diego Sanchez UFC (@DiegoSanchezUFC) July 24, 2015

Dave Tweets About His Girl

My girlfriend said we can go out to eat and she would pay for it. But her paying for it with my money isn't really her paying...
— David Michaud (@bulldawgUFC) July 18, 2015

My girlfriend is Hangry. She hasn't eaten in three hours and she got Hangry. She could never be a fighter
— David Michaud (@bulldawgUFC) July 18, 2015

Mitch's Got 99 Problems, Here's Three of Them...

Son of a bitch....they put cinnamon in my peppermint mocha
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) July 18, 2015

The bar took away the drinks and took away the cheese tray...this place is a prison
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) July 23, 2015

Just got yelled at by a lady at the auction for not having tattoos
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) July 23, 2015

Tim and Josh: 100% Pure Charm

I was 218 lbs before hot yoga, 210 lbs after hot yoga. The thought of that much sweat leaving my body disgusts me (and the girls around me).
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) July 23, 2015

I just threw a side kick and a fart at the same time. That's called impeccable technique.
— Josh Barnett (@JoshLBarnett) July 23, 2015

Money Well Spent!

Bought this 2day pic.twitter.com/4obrBXjTzj
— Neil 2 Tap Seery (@NeilSeeryMMA) July 24, 2015

Crackin' Eggs

@FunkMaster_UFC @Dlee954 @ufc the EGGS are always fake accounts to talk shit. Don't waste ur time, leave the EGGS to me.
— Dana White (@danawhite) July 24, 2015