Yo, Scotty J! Let ‘Em Know What Time It is!
It's Friday   -Scott Jorgensen ‏

Expo Tips From FoGriff
If you coming out to Vegas for the fan expo and your worried its 108 degrees don't worry it's a dry heat so it only feels like 104, tops  -Forrest Griffin ‏

Isn’t it Supposed to Come with Cheap Wine?
Got a new 1 gallon bottle. Nothing like drinking out of a glass bottle. Throw away your toxic plastic… http://instagram.com/p/bHFMWLp57v/  -Kyle Noke ‏

Duly Noted
WARNING!!! I'm cutting weight for UFC 162. I will be complaining about starving while watching the food network for the next 7 days. -Tim Kennedy

Google: Restaurants
Too tired to make dinner. Will someone make it for me?  -Ramsey Nijem ‏

Cub is Jonesin’ Bad
Day 33 Cookie free: I think i might punch someone....dieting is stupid  -Cub Swanson ‏

It’s Part of the Kedzie Charm
Haven't been able to tweet much these past few days because of work. And the fact that I am a mercurial weirdo introvert.  -Julie Kedzie ‏

From the Mind of Mitch
It's hard to drive and do Rush drum solos in your car

"Hobo with a Shotgun" was not the cinematic masterpiece I expected it to be

Sometimes I wish I could turn my arm into a chainsaw...or a stegosaurus  -Mitch Clarke ‏

Ukulele? Tambourines? What Kinda Boy Band is This?!
@AkiraCorassani @AndreasSpang @MartinKampmann were you in a Danish boy band hitman? -Brad Tavares ‏

I'm about to start one, you in?  -Martin Kampmann ‏

hells yah!  -Brad Tavares ‏

Great! We need a guy on a Ukulele :-) -Martin Kampmann ‏

Brad step aside I'm the guy, you are more like keyboard guy. Maybe even the lead singer  -Akira Corassani ‏

haha. Ok guys, since I'm obviously not a European, I'll just play the tambourines  -Brad Tavares ‏

Wait... Isn’t That Dan Downes’ Bio?
I'm realizing that I'm a fan boy dork who was lucky enough to get in the UFC somehow -Isaac Vallie-Flagg

Gangster Comedy by Chael
I'm at the Hard Rock. Some poor guy is outside laid out on the ground. I say poor guy cuz he only had $5 in his pocket. @Hooters  -Chael Sonnen ‏

A Dirty Joke – as in Germs and Bacteria Dirty
Thank you @diamondmma for the sweet new headband and face mask! Check out their cups too, best in the world! pic.twitter.com/OVrkq3Ncfz  -Joseph Benavidez ‏

Last Call vs Sleepytime Bear: The Grudge Match
Lies, all lies! #DontTrustBears #LyingAssBears http://instagram.com/p/bA7nWRp1Wj/  -Danny Castillo

Nik Wallenda Skywire Live Tweets with Stipe
If I turn my head it sounds like I'm listening to the 700 Club.
All joking aside though, this guy is CRAZY #SkyWalk - Stipe Miocic

Cruickshank’s Catty Corner
I always wounder what my cat is thinking about. What do you think he is thinking? pic.twitter.com/pHuWEdH6Vc  -Daron Cruickshank ‏

Dan's Doggie Dojo
It's behind me isn't it... http://instagram.com/p/a2SHEPpP8Q/  -Dan Hardy ‏

Dirt=Dog Street Cred
I'd just like to take a moment and thank my dog for rolling in the dirt right after a bath. #URock pic.twitter.com/g7Kq95Dj13  -Duane Ludwig ‏