A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC accounts, and the list of UFC fighters to keep up with these guys and gals.
Yo, Scotty J! Let ‘Em Know What Time It is!
It's Friday -Scott Jorgensen
Expo Tips From FoGriff
If you coming out to Vegas for the fan expo and your worried its 108 degrees don't worry it's a dry heat so it only feels like 104, tops -Forrest Griffin
Isn’t it Supposed to Come with Cheap Wine?
Got a new 1 gallon bottle. Nothing like drinking out of a glass bottle. Throw away your toxic plastic… http://instagram.com/p/bHFMWLp57v/ -Kyle Noke
WARNING!!! I'm cutting weight for UFC 162. I will be complaining about starving while watching the food network for the next 7 days. -Tim Kennedy
Too tired to make dinner. Will someone make it for me? -Ramsey Nijem
Cub is Jonesin’ Bad
Day 33 Cookie free: I think i might punch someone....dieting is stupid -Cub Swanson
It’s Part of the Kedzie Charm
Haven't been able to tweet much these past few days because of work. And the fact that I am a mercurial weirdo introvert. -Julie Kedzie
From the Mind of Mitch
It's hard to drive and do Rush drum solos in your car
"Hobo with a Shotgun" was not the cinematic masterpiece I expected it to be
Sometimes I wish I could turn my arm into a chainsaw...or a stegosaurus -Mitch Clarke
Ukulele? Tambourines? What Kinda Boy Band is This?!
@AkiraCorassani @AndreasSpang @MartinKampmann were you in a Danish boy band hitman? -Brad Tavares
I'm about to start one, you in? -Martin Kampmann
hells yah! -Brad Tavares
Great! We need a guy on a Ukulele :-) -Martin Kampmann
Brad step aside I'm the guy, you are more like keyboard guy. Maybe even the lead singer -Akira Corassani
haha. Ok guys, since I'm obviously not a European, I'll just play the tambourines -Brad Tavares
Wait... Isn’t That Dan Downes’ Bio?
I'm realizing that I'm a fan boy dork who was lucky enough to get in the UFC somehow -Isaac Vallie-Flagg
Gangster Comedy by Chael
I'm at the Hard Rock. Some poor guy is outside laid out on the ground. I say poor guy cuz he only had $5 in his pocket. @Hooters -Chael Sonnen
A Dirty Joke – as in Germs and Bacteria Dirty
Thank you @diamondmma for the sweet new headband and face mask! Check out their cups too, best in the world! pic.twitter.com/OVrkq3Ncfz -Joseph Benavidez
Last Call vs Sleepytime Bear: The Grudge Match
Lies, all lies! #DontTrustBears #LyingAssBears http://instagram.com/p/bA7nWRp1Wj/ -Danny Castillo
Nik Wallenda Skywire Live Tweets with Stipe
If I turn my head it sounds like I'm listening to the 700 Club.
All joking aside though, this guy is CRAZY #SkyWalk - Stipe Miocic
Cruickshank’s Catty Corner
I always wounder what my cat is thinking about. What do you think he is thinking? pic.twitter.com/pHuWEdH6Vc -Daron Cruickshank
Dan's Doggie Dojo
It's behind me isn't it... http://instagram.com/p/a2SHEPpP8Q/ -Dan Hardy
Dirt=Dog Street Cred
I'd just like to take a moment and thank my dog for rolling in the dirt right after a bath. #URock pic.twitter.com/g7Kq95Dj13 -Duane Ludwig