Trash Talk Connoisseurs, Dig In!
@EllenbergerMMA 4some1 with such a week jaw u sure use it alot 2 talk sh*t when ur done buildin ur self up ill b there 2send u back 2reality  -Rory MacDonald ‏

McDummy.. Unless you are using a unit of time as an adjective, the word is "weak", not "week", Stupid.  -Jake Ellenberger ‏

Dont fool yourself jacob correcting internet spelling wont change your fate #ufconfox8 @ufc  -Rory MacDonald ‏

don't make me muss up your coif' pull a coupla buttons off your cardigan, precious -Jake Ellenberger ‏

It's looks like @EllenbergerMMA and @rory_macdonald is getting heated! -Eddie Wineland ‏

We Kinda Figured, Bro
I'm addicted to shopping -Mike Ricci ‏

Sexton Says
I'm seeing a lot of "quotes" from me, that I don't remember ever saying :-/  -Rosi Sexton ‏

No, I'm fairly sure I have actually said that. “@DaveyLopez: @RosiSexton "Take the last cookie...you die." - Rosi Sexton.”  -Rosi Sexton ‏

Hijinks at Team Alpha Male
Pls give @lastcall155 a few RTs for this awesome pic I took yesterday! pic.twitter.com/iOZW4MK4nB  -Duane Ludwig ‏

Looks like coach @DUANEBANGCOM is hopped off of coffee again! Make sure u follow him he's a riot! #FrankMirFace -Danny Castillo

Who Are We To Argue?
Bad man no cry 心配はいら〜ない  -Kid Yamamoto ‏

Hashtag: Truth
RIP James Gandolfini. The best character in the history of television. (Tony Soprano) -Stipe Miocic ‏

Science Facts with Tim
FYI. Ice baths are cold. -Tim Kennedy

Kedzie Facts with Julie
Just made my class work out to "Africa" by Toto. Why? Because I'm f-ing awesome, that's why. -Julie Kedzie ‏

Thank You!
Joey Beltran sings Wham :kareoke you're welcome lol http://youtu.be/EIkbMHfI9zc  -Joey Beltran ‏

But They Want You to, Like, Be There…
If you hate people and working I highly suggest applying at your local DMV office. You're a shoe in! James Krause ‏

Chris, Can You Spot Me a Benji til Payday?
Big big thank you to @danawhite @lorenzofertitta and @ufc for going above and beyond and paying me more than contracted  -Chris Camozzi ‏

Shout Out to Papa Flagg
Dad is home from the hospital!!! Got a lot of work ahead but thank you for the prayers and positive thoughts on his behalf -Isaac Vallie-Flagg

Peeping Pup
Man I swear you get no privacy living with a bull terrier, not even in the bathroom! #dadareyouinthere… http://instagram.com/p/apPsirLMoE/  -Ricardo Lamas ‏

Obligatory Mr. Shanky Cat Tweet
Hahaha pic.twitter.com/BQmFOr5fnt -Daron Cruickshank ‏

Hey! I though WE were Garage Dojo BFFs!
Yup. Wanna go out in the garage and do karate? RT @qthegoomba: @smiocic can we be best friends?  -Stipe Miocic ‏