Tweets of the Week - 5/9

Brown vs Silva: Live & Free, You Guys!
Matt Brown vs Erick Silva LIVE and FREE on @FOXSports1! http://youtu.be/bPl-EEA50Nk  -Dana White ‏

Thanks @FOX19 for having me @Mrs_Immortal and the twins on to talk about @ufc fight night!! Can't wait for Saturday pic.twitter.com/83P7HEYJ4p  -Matt Brown ‏
 
Last meal before weigh in. Oh the fun begins :) lol  -Erik Jon Koch ‏

Cincinnati-bound to work UFC Fight Night on @FOXSports1. Looking forward to getting some @kennyflorian back in my life.  -Jon Anik ‏

Creepy vs One Punch in Weird Twitter War
I love when my fans like @one_punch send me silly pics ... So cute  http://instagram.com/p/nq8b3DzFnQ/  -Ian McCall ‏

@Unclecreepymma  Come at me bro  -Brad Pickett ‏

@One_Punch  lets make a deal We punch each other as hard as we can see what happens -Ian McCall ‏

Lol that's what I always do -Brad Pickett ‏
 
lol wtf is even going on now? -Ian McCall ‏

Who Wins Throwback Thursday? Conor or Tim?
16 years old at my very 1st @UFC event!! I dived on @ChuckLiddell, he didnt know what was happening haha!! #Legend pic.twitter.com/bAGPjiyYDS  -Conor McGregor ‏

My dad confiscated this drug dealers Porsche then took me for a joy ride. #childhood #memories #tbt… http://instagram.com/p/nvXf2oNScZ/  -Tim Kennedy ‏

You Heard the Man!
I'm on snapchat ikevf ..... Let's get weird -Ike Vallie-Flagg

They're Both Like "I'll Be Back"
Repost! “@SubmissionAus: What a duo! @Alistairovereem hanging out with the Terminator himself @Schwarzenegger #MMA pic.twitter.com/Eyg8OIavVg”  -Alistair Overeem ‏

Skyscraper is Like "I AM Back!"
Finally I can say this: I'M BACK  -Stefan Struve ‏
 
The Russell Doane Alarm Clock App
Everyone's body clocks are screwed up. Wake up you bastards!!  -Russell Doane ‏

Different Time, Same Chaelnel
And here's why I turned down Letterman's timeslot. @UFCTonight is moving to primetime. 8PM EST/5PM PST on Fox Sports Chael (1). #Beckersaid   -Chael Sonnen ‏

KenFlo's Wardrobe Dilemma
Do my shorts compliment my kankles? http://instagram.com/p/noCZplySdW/ -Kenny Florian

The Prettiest Badasses Not Named Kenny
The awesome foursome @rosenamajunas @feliceherrig @CarlaEsparza1 thanks @mstracylee for the pic. #UFC #TUF20 #UFC pic.twitter.com/WFG0pwsmcI   -'Rowdy' Bec Rawlings ‏
 
In Boston They Call that "Kah-Ma"
I was talking trash about my friends cracked #android screen how it’s never happened to my #iphone. Jinxed myself. #deserved it. #shattered.  -Joe Lauzon ‏

Lone Wolf Fili
Family guy. Itchy tattoo. Batman comics. I'll probably die alone, but reasonably content. -Andre Fili

Joe B Has a Groovy, Far-out Dog, Man!
Ben showing off his chest hair! pic.twitter.com/Lg1NXkqPQM  -Joseph Benavidez ‏

Everyone Loves Stipe
<checks twitter for some D*** jokes>
<reads how much he sucks>
<shuts twitter account down> -Stipe Miocic

You're Weird, Forrest. Don't Ever Change!
I'm not saying I'm a bad ass or nothing but it would take like 3000 humming birds to kill me. -Forrest Griffin

Budget Cuts to Cartoon Music Education, Bro
I've been watching too many cartoons on @netflix , but also not enough bears play acoustic guitar anymore -Mitch Clarke