Words of Wisdom from JoRo
If you're a drunk white guy wearing flip flops in a bar and you're drunk it's likely that no one you're talking to is happy about it -Joe Rogan
SPOILER ALERT, Bro!
I'm writing a screenplay about a down on his luck ice cream truck driver who becomes an F1 driver. He dies 3 mins into the movie, THE END. -Kenny Florian
See, Tim Has Feelings!
Things @mmacoachwink says that hurts ones feelings. "How many workouts have you had this morning? You look kind of slow." -Tim Kennedy
So Begins Kedzie’s Autobiography...
What really stands out to me when looking over my life choices is extraordinary amount of time spent in the Denver airport. -Julie Kedzie
Didn’t Expect a Normal Contest, Did You?
THIS IS THE CONTEST TWEET, RT to be entered to win a hand assembled zombie apocalypse survival kit by me! RT please! Thanks everyone! -Daron Cruickshank
He’s Not Retired From Tweeting, Folks!
Farts don't stink in 100% oxygen and no one can hear you scream or something -Forrest Griffin
KenFlo Zinger of the Week
I'm sick of acting crazy. Next time I see me I'm gonna give myself a piece of my mind. -Kenny Florian
I think it's amusing how crossfit has made a brand name on something that was just called working out hard -Isaac Vallie-Flagg
Split the Difference and Watch “Shaun of the Dead”
Nacho Libre or Rosemary's Baby, need help picking out the next movie to watch on @Netflix_CA -Mitch Clarke