Tweets of the Week - 5/23

UFC 173: Barao vs Dillashaw
"@ArtanXhureta: @RenanBaraoUFC pic.twitter.com/OP7fdzJIZx" hahaha -Renan Barão ‏

Relaxing pool and spa session with the boys at @Mandalaybay. http://instagram.com/p/oUnT37STh3/  -TJ Dillashaw ‏

Just finished up some more media with the team http://fb.me/15bhz2nro  -Dan Henderson ‏

Ready for the press event. DC http://instagram.com/p/oT6dhPrg9U/  -Daniel Cormier ‏

Always a party in the Vegas elevators. About the only thing I like about this place. -James Krause ‏

Michael sad face chiesa! #merica #ufc173 http://instagram.com/p/oROVkpI_sU/  -Sam Sicilia ‏
 
Me and my buddy @MitchClarkeMMA signing our posters for #UFC173. almost time people! pic.twitter.com/dZfqiWebe6  -David Michaud

I'm currently doing a casting call to remake Mega Python vs Gatoroid. Send me you email and cover photo  -Mitch Clarke

Speaking of Monster Movies...
If #Godzilla had a longer reach he would be unstoppable. -Tim Kennedy ‏

Meth is so strong that Heisenberg cooked up a batch and killed Godzilla! -Ike Vallie-Flagg

Reading Tweets -but Only the Best Tweets
So what is everyone else doing? I hope it's fun stuff and not reading twitter. -Stipe Miocic

Cute Lil Guy... Benny Too.
Me and Benny! #DogSelfie pic.twitter.com/ri3Lpxg8CP -Joseph Benavidez ‏

Well, She's a Guy So...
...Ummm tights? #UFC173 https://amp.twimg.com/....  -UFC ‏
 
But It's Bloody Good, Mate
I'm starting to think that River Monsters is just a fishing show.  You tricked me with exotic locals and a crafty British accent didn't you?  -Joe Rogan ‏

KenFlo Hair Tweet of the Week
It cuts itself now...  “@Rybo_McGrizzle: @kennyflorian Your hair is other-worldly his evening #UFCtonight” -Kenny Florian
 
But Honest at Least
Believe it or not, I used to be quiet and soft spoken. In other words, I was a closet a-hole. -Russell Doane ‏

And Picked Up at a Coffee Shop?
I like my coffee like I like my women strong and bitter -Forrest Griffin

This Guy Will Use Any Excuse to Cuddle 
The moment when you are real tired and just want to lay on the fella you just got in a fight with http://instagram.com/p/oMDtDESJe8/  -Ike Vallie-Flagg

And Tweet. You Forgot Tweet.
Wake up, eat, train, nap, eat, train, eat, sleep. Repeat. -Stipe Miocic