Tweets of the Week - 5/20

 BREAKING: Nick Diaz Tweets Asparagus! 

#Asparagus https://t.co/UhrSfN3pj4
— nick diaz (@nickdiaz209) May 20, 2016

 
Point/Counterpoint 

An athlete cannot run with money in his pockets. He must run with hope in his heart and dreams in his head. pic.twitter.com/F95bCUW4J4
— Claudia Gadelha (@ClaudiaGadelha_) May 20, 2016

Aim for the Rolls Royce stars kid! #YouWillSucceed pic.twitter.com/8OuqB3zequ
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) May 15, 2016

Kenny is SO Glad He's Retired 

@kennyflorian I want to see @criscyborg vs Mr Florian next lol
— Dennis Wilburn (@mnid007) May 15, 2016

I got something going on that day https://t.co/dBCPybXdQs
— Kenny Florian (@kennyflorian) May 15, 2016

.@kennyflorian @mnid007 I'm not surprised muthertrucker thank you for the support kflo!
— Cris Cyborg (@criscyborg) May 15, 2016

What's Shakin', Cleveland?

He did it!!

Congrats, @stipemiocicufc!! #UFC198 https://t.co/EVqn7UvK19
— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) May 15, 2016

Called the mayor's office in Cleveland to see if there was a championship parade/key to the city in the works for Stipe Miocic. Not yet...
— Jon Anik (@Jon_Anik) May 16, 2016

Flashing the @ufc championship belt while rocking a Delly jersey. @stipemiocicufc knows how to fire us up! #ALLin216 pic.twitter.com/CYnQgJE1sS
— Cleveland Cavaliers (@cavs) May 18, 2016

All Choked Up

Umm I think @PaigeVanzantUFC is REALLY eager to get back in the cage. #hollywoodtodaylive #dwts #ufc pic.twitter.com/MHMwwEjBpU
— Kristen Brockman (@kristenbrockman) May 19, 2016

Nevermind Ferris...CM Punk's Day Off

It will be a strange yet productive day. #pma
— Coach (@CMPunk) May 20, 2016

First @ufc dance off winner? @CMPunk https://t.co/rHRIzuHxui
— Chicago Bulls (@chicagobulls) May 20, 2016

Possibly being arrested.
— Coach (@CMPunk) May 20, 2016

That Time Mitch Kimuraed Uncle Ted

My family is having a discussion about different brands of margarine. Is this normal family dinner talk? pic.twitter.com/n3VBaxyxbV
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) May 14, 2016