Tweets of the Week - 5/18

Strikeforce Tomorrow Night!
Before they throw down (Saturday at 10p), they talk. @FrankShamrock interviews the @Strikeforce headliners: http://ow.ly/b0srZ #MMA  -SHOWTIME SPORTS ‏

Eating heavy and feeling light. Ready to show what a real championship fight looks like. http://twitpic.com/9m45b6  -Josh Barnett ‏

Doing all media stuff for the fight. Got to see the belt today. Here is a pic of josh and I at today's press... http://fb.me/1Rmv4Aa7W   -Daniel Cormier ‏

UFC on Fuel: Zombie vs Diamond = Wow
I'm sorry.... I let you down and I let myself down.. I trained hard and will be back stronger than ever. Thanks for the support.. I'm sorry  -Dustin Poirier

That fight kicked my ass!! Night everyone. Thanks to all the fighters tonight! Sick card and the Korean Zombie looked AMAZING 2 night.  -Dana White ‏

Amazing fights #UFConFuel3 @koreanzombiemma for president !!  -Joseph Benavidez ‏

Savage! @koreanzombiemma just got 2 bonuses. He needs more bonuses. Man deserves to b rich @ufc   -Urijah Faber ‏

@koreanzombiemma congrats my friend hope u get that shot and then we can meet again!  -Leonard Garcia ‏

Great Main Event and everyone loves Zombies, good fight Chan Sung Jung!! @koreanzombiemma  -Roy Nelson  ‏

Wow what a great fight!! Credit where credit is due both guys put it on a show! Great fight  -Ross Pearson ‏

Congrats to my lil brotha @koreanzombiemma, brilliant performance...way to gut it out & get the W...  -Benson Henderson ‏

This is what @ufc is all about. #UFConFUELTV  -Jason Mayhem Miller ‏

Congrats on the big KO @FilthyTomLawlor Happy for ya  -Chris Weidman ‏

Great job @FilthyTomLawlor !!!  -Aaron Simpson ‏

@Cowboycerrone = Brutally Vicious  -Cub Swanson ‏

Wow!!! @Cowboycerrone looks flawless!! Great job bro!!!  -Eddie Wineland ‏

Sorry to my friends,family & @ufc I gave it everything I had. Props to @TigerJabouin he was the better man. Still gonna go watch Law & Order  -Jeff Hougland ‏

For those asking... I'm not taking anything away from dongi because he
was unbelievably tough, but getting the eye poke made it even harder  -Brad Tavares ‏

The fight didn't go the way I intended it. For my haters, that one is for you all. Don't count on seeing that sh*%t again.  -Marcus LeVesseur ‏

Tim is the Only One Talking about Non-Korean Zombies
#NeverShouldYouEver dress up like a zombie and try to break into my house. It would not go well for you.  -Tim Kennedy ‏

It was Inevitable
Twitter will now be referred to as Forrest Griffins personal war on correct grammar  -Forrest Griffin ‏

They Want your Money
How come every time I get an oil change these MFs wanna give me a list of things that need to be fixed/changed "Eventually"?  -Danny Castillo ‏

Bosses Just Don’t Understand
you show up to work wearing a singlet and everyone stares. What else does a wrestler wear on Casual Day?  -Shane Carwin ‏

Uncle Creepy Enabling Your Next Pig Out
Diets are stupid  -Ian McCall ‏

The Observations of KenFlo
These @ufc fighters are pretty stingy after weigh ins. Nobody wants to go halfsies on their food with me. #selfish  -Kenny Florian ‏