In 30 minutes I am in my way to the press conference and the open workout I am so happy with one more opportunity that God gave me. -Vitor Belfort
Happy Stuffs Appreciation Day!
Today should be Appreciation day or something. It's Friday. I appreciate stuffs on Friday. -Scott Jorgensen
Whenever signing important documents always put made up indecipherable letters after your name, it makes you seem importanter -Forrest Griffin
The Odd Mind of Mr. Shanky
Sighted in my ar15 for a 100yds. Zombies don't have a chance. What is your go to zombie defence weapon? pic.twitter.com/lEj5ZLUehv
I like to watch the squirrels play out the window while I poop and narrate what they're saying to each other in my head.
We All Do, Mitch. We All Do…
How come when I yell Jumanji at animals, nothin happens. It feels like my childhood is a lie -Mitch Clarke