Yo Stipe, Start This Tweet Party Off!
Hello Twitter -Stipe Miocic

Complaints Department
"This place is going to sh^t! Coffee is up a dime since last week!" - Dennis. http://instagram.com/p/oEFfikJ1Rz/  -Danny Castillo ‏

When people ask me what my pet peeves are, I usually respond with, "well...I really hate when people ask me my pet peeves" -Russell Doane ‏

Dana White: Techno-Minimalist  
Calm down about the I phone pic.twitter.com/HpZ6K9cZcV  -Dana White ‏

Yo Mama... Seems Like a Wonderful Woman 
Happy Mother's Day to my beautiful mother and grandmother ... Strong women raise strong men http://instagram.com/p/n4K4QFTFur/ -Ian McCall ‏

Happy Mother's Day to all the awesome moms out there. Spoil your mom if you can today -Mitch Clarke

http://ufc.com/news/Danny-Castillo-For-Mom …  love this article about @lastcall155 and his mom -Ike Vallie-Flagg

"Super" Dad
Biggest day in my life, jaiden Scott siler is finally here @themarywilliams @ufc pic.twitter.com/3m60fnaS9o  -Steven Siler ‏

Ground and Lounge  
Putting a dent in this couch tonight. -Joseph Benavidez ‏

Grammar Fight
“@gareth_warren: @colemillerATT @thugjitsumaster @AmericanTopTeam @ufc your gonna need it for when Conor KO's ya”   you mean "you're".  -Yves Edwards ‏

If you text me, and I see a misspelled word, the only thing you will get in return is the correct spelling of said word. Russell Doane ‏

We Know the Heart is Covered
@knoxyouout ha thanks man couple more weeks of no contact but I'm working some stuff I lacked in my fight! -Ike Vallie-Flagg
 
“@spilledbagofice: @IKEVF @knoxyouout Like getting out of the way of punches instead of relying on being a tough SoB? lol”.   Ha yes this!   -Ike Vallie-Flagg
 
Bros Will Be Bros, Bro
Texts I get from one of my best friends -  @Ranger_Up pic.twitter.com/0T0hu23T4Q -Tim Kennedy ‏
 
Tell Them, Jon! The Children are the Future!
At Ruby Duncan Elementary School in North Vegas to read some books to some kids. Wonder if they know who @kennyflorian is... -Jon Anik ‏

Greg, Are You Shedding on the Mat?
#dailybailey2 damn my dog kinda gets around http://instagram.com/p/n8QvlrrkTu/  -Julie Kedzie ‏

I was Just Saying That to Me!
Son, I’m just sayin, if you don’t talk to yourself you’re the weirdo. Not everyone else. -Jason High

Is This Kid Classy or What?
@IamTheImmortal congratulations on your fight I am impressed how you is a great warrior, and he deserved the victory.  and with all due respect I hope meet again. Now rest and win the next fight, I'll be rooting for you  -Erick Silva ‏

The Horrors KenFlo Has Seen
Landed in #LA & I'm not sure I'll ever get the truly terrifying image of a woman walking out of the airplane bathroom barefoot. -Kenny Florian

Stipe Ecstatic to Meet Someone with a Bigger Head
Hey Chuck it was great finally getting to meet you in Cincinnati! @ufc #ufcfightnight pic.twitter.com/uNdV9zTkHY -Stipe Miocic