A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC accounts, the list of official fighters and the list of Strikeforce fighters to keep up with these guys.
StrikeForce: Diaz vs. Daley
Just listened to one of Nick Diaz interivews for his fight this weekend he was cracking me up! -Roy Nelson
Don't get slapped. -Diaz Brothers
Signing posters!! yfrog.com/h0hglevj -Gegard Mousasi
There's a rumor going around that I can't be submitted. Just wanted to let you all know, it's true. -Lyle Beerbohm
At strikeforce chillin with @fancypantslyle he fights aoki this saturday will be a good fight cant wait!!!! -Cody McKenzie
Just landed in San Diego. This is going to be a good week. http://goo.gl/fb/z8SMB #fb -Keith Jardine
Time to cut http://yfrog.com/h8q1pdij -Gilbert Melendez
off to pre-weigh ins at the hotel. have a couple to lose, not bad at all! -Rolando Perez
Today is weigh ins feeling great and ready to go -Virgil Zwicker
Headed to the sauna for the 1st time, only have to drop 2.5lbs...easy money!!! -Joe Duarte
Timmy Montana
I love TSA. They gave me a hard time about the white power I had in my
bag(protein powder). Is it too soon to wear white shoes? Linen suit? -Tim Kennedy
Friendship Has Its Limit
“@joelponce: @SMOOTHone155 hey man if Dana asked u to, would u ever agree to fight Efrain?”ONLY 4 THE LAST KRISPY KREME DONUT... -Benson Henderson
I Don’t Want to Get Slapped
Flyin.. -Nathan Diaz
This Just in: Bones Still a Superstar.
Backstage at the monique show http://plixi.com/p/90089786 -Jon Bones Jones
Nate Ponders the Mysteries of Life
Is there a medical term for boogers? -Nathan Quarry
When’s the HawkMullet SitCom Coming out?!
Pregnant women generally tend to like me. -Roy Nelson
@roynelsonmma Thats because you are non-threatening, due to the fact that your shadow looks like that of a pregnant woman. -Dan Hardy
@danhardymma not budha? I was thinking of putting my hair in a bun and wearing chopsticks in my hair for the weigh ins no? -Roy Nelson
@roynelsonmma Oh man, you should definitely do that. You are already the Kung Fu Panda of the MMA world! -Dan Hardy
Mayhem Likes Being on TV Too
@DanaWhite Chael can't make it to the party? I'd happily be the American Hero. Put me on TUF, watch the ratings explode. -Jason Mayhem Miller
Bloodbath & Beyond!
It happened again! This time, they thought I worked at Bed, Bath & Beyond. -Daniel Downes