Tweets of the Week - 4/17

Fight Night: Machida vs Rockhold

Machida. Rockhold. #UFCNewJersey. LIVE & FREE on FOX! RT if you're excited for this middleweight showdown https://t.co/9lbOCz0mqp
— UFC (@ufc) April 14, 2015

#UFCNewJersey headliner @LukeRockhold, looks to make a statement tomorrow night at 6/3pm ETPT live and FREE on FOX pic.twitter.com/qMRpWx8NJm
— UFC (@ufc) April 17, 2015

Jacare vs Camozzi this Sat LIVE and FREE on FOX. Thanks for stepping up Chris!! #muchrespect pic.twitter.com/ITneZJQDfj
— Dana White (@danawhite) April 17, 2015

Good luck to my good friend @CubSwanson this weekend In NJ I will be there in spirit, get the W and enjoy a cookie! pic.twitter.com/EPzbOUxfdS
— ike vallie-flagg (@IKEVF) April 17, 2015

Let's do the damn thing!!!!! #UFCNewJersey #ufc #reebok https://t.co/QYznb4N01R
— Paige VanZant (@PaigeVanzantUFC) April 16, 2015

Walking the streets of #NYC with jug in hand https://t.co/J9WUrmKKGh
— Felice Herrig (@feliceherrig) April 16, 2015

Josh Barnett Approves of This Tweet

Guide to being successful in UFC. 1. Come out to Slayer 2. Punch people in the fkn face You're welcome.
— Ryan Loco (@RyanLoco) April 16, 2015

Childhood Dreams Come True

I'm gonna buy a Jack Russell terrier and name him Wishbone because I said I would when I was young...also I'm gonna eat candy for breakfast
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) April 16, 2015

So look who just followed me! pic.twitter.com/qldepU5JQ8
— David Michaud (@bulldawgUFC) April 17, 2015

Who Says Romance is Dead?

Drove 3 hours to get my wife an original gameboy and super mario game. #nerdmucles
— Drew Dober (@DrewDober) April 17, 2015

Strength & Conditioning and Belly Rubs

At f3 fitness everyone lifts heavy ass weight. Even #banshee https://t.co/hJSiXLQppL
— Daron Cruickshank (@Cruickshank155) April 17, 2015

I Dunno What That Is but It's Not Against Unified Rules

During my fights, I like to really challenge myself by playing "chubby bunny" between rounds.… https://t.co/7532Ywyoth
— russell doane (@RussellDoane135) April 17, 2015

No One Likes THAT GUY!

I mean, why take 1 parking spot when you can take 2? I profoundly dislike this guy. pic.twitter.com/p9QfryaLQv
— Olivier Aubin (@MMAOAM) April 16, 2015

Specialties: Counter Punches and Soundbites

.@TheNotoriousMMA on fighting and how he could kill @FloydMayweather in <30 seconds: http://t.co/Ettuo195SE pic.twitter.com/HkFgpmcE9g
— Esquire Magazine (@esquire) April 16, 2015

Parents Wanna Be Cool Too...

Nothing more gangster than a murdered out Benz with a dairy cow print car seat in the back.
— James Krause (@TheJamesKrause) April 15, 2015

No Limit to KenFlo's Talents

Just released: Myself & @Renato_Laranja in a "Director's Cut" version of "Heat" Check it out! https://t.co/7gpFcZqYVw
— Kenny Florian (@kennyflorian) April 15, 2015

No Wonder Stipe is a Tweets of the Week All Star

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
— Stipe Miocic (@stipemiocicufc) April 16, 2015

Joe B.'s Tough Life

LIFE https://t.co/bqGQy21smr
— Joseph Benavidez (@JoeJitsu) April 12, 2015