Tweets of the Week - 4/12

The Ultimate Fighter 17 Finale
http://telly.com/E35XRU  - Urijah vs Uriah dance off! @UriahHallMMA who wins it? @ufc @TUFonFX  -Urijah Faber ‏

Shhhhh Vegas it's ok I'm here. Everything gonna be all right. #TUF17Finale @ufc  -Scott Jorgensen ‏

Started from the bottom now where hear @KelvinGastelum pic.twitter.com/m6isdgcNjh -Uriah Hall

A whole day of media and interviews! Whoa I'm exhausted! #welcometothebigshow -Kelvin Gastelum ‏

Feeling lean and mean folks! Weighins are tomorrow 3pm, tune in this Saturday to watch me vs @CatZingano on FX! pic.twitter.com/ksUvRwWSgr  -Miesha Tate ‏

Just got confirmation Vanilla Ice will be at my after party! LAX in Las Vegas come hang out! @zinganobjj @PhenomMgt @VigilanteMMA @UFC #MMA  -Cat Zingano ‏

Ya, i understand @TheMindOfDK: TUF 17 marathon. realizing why I don't like @BubbaTheMenace all over again  -Bubba McDaniel ‏

Under the @ufc lights! Strike a pose! #NewExperiences pic.twitter.com/mnphjdKeDT -Luke Barnatt

Its hard tho. im too goofy lol RT @j_bark5: @clinthester lets see an intense stare down tomorrow -Clint Hester ‏

I am at PF Changs watching everyone eat their hearts out as I suck on ice cubes, life is great! -Gilbert Smith Jr. ‏

@BristolMarunde heard you didn't have any plans this week end so you figured ah hell ill fight one dem UFC fights  -Forrest Griffin ‏

“Pants Optional” Cruickshank is in Town
Vegas here I come, with my wing man @JoshBurnsMMA pic.twitter.com/X0eCq3g5QW -Daron Cruickshank ‏

Diego’s Got Jokes
About to getting ready for take off to #vegas for #UFC finally and for Tryout #TUF18 -Diego Brandao ‏

The Arthur Miller of MMA
Ill fight you in the TacoBell parking lot bitch: Said some high school kid in another part of town somewhere -Forrest Griffin ‏

If I Ain’t Broke…
Just got some great cornering advice from Mr.Greg Jackson  -Duane Ludwig ‏

@DUANEBANGCOM was it show up hammered on vodka to corner? That's what he does -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

@IKEVF Haha no -Duane Ludwig ‏

You Got Kedzied!
Yay!! Happy Birthday @IKEVF !!! Do you qualify for a senior discount now? -Julie Kedzie ‏

Subtweet
Sub of the week - big guy @travisbrownemma gets it done http://www.ufc.com/media/SUB-Browne-Griggs-145 … -UFC

5. You Kids Get Off My Lawn!
1. Hipsters love it. 2. I don't care what you ate. 3. I don't think your cat is cute. 4. You are not a photographer. #WhyIHateInstagram -Tim Kennedy ‏

Diaz on the Mic, Y’all
At My dude thomstockton show puttin it down .. http://instagram.com/p/X_kvIHOPlB/  -Nathan Diaz ‏

Thong Tweets
Sharing a room wt Thong and Fabio is always a good time. Its like an old married couple bickering back n forth in broken English. -Danny Castillo ‏

Thonglor is good people http://instagram.com/p/X2s4NdvVvE/ -Duane Ludwig ‏

So Let it Be Tweeted, So Let it Be Done
I learned not to throw away a sock just because the other one is lost, eventually you'll loose another one and regain a pair #wordsofwisdom   -Cub Swanson ‏

Got 99 Problems and Boston Crème is Just One
I just spent the last 15 minutes searching Instagram for #doughnuts. I've got problems -Quinn Mulhern

Wouldn’t Have Guessed That
If I had 10 wishes my 7th wish would be that I could play the piano like Elton John. -Tim Kennedy ‏

Stipe’s Version of Bats in the Belfry
Raccoons in the attic. FML. -Stipe Miocic ‏

That's Some Erudite Trash Talk
17 - pieces the body of Osiris was torn into by his brother Set. All mythical figures fall. History awaits my arrival. #UFC159 #4/27/13 -Chael Sonnen