Conference Call Classics
Anybody need 4 minutes of GSP vs. Diaz conference call highlights to get through the rest of the day?  ywvm #UFC158  -UFC ‏

Soccer moms threatening with Canadian athletes is the new planking -Julie Kedzie ‏

Ladies’ Man
Happy #WomensDay You ladies make the world pretty cool and stuff... -Kenny Florian ‏

ScottyStache is the Real Headliner
Who wants a chance to be first to snatch a mini version of this poster
signed by me n @UrijahFaber? pic.twitter.com/G7kHD8vSWf  -Scott Jorgensen
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@Scottjorgensen @UrijahFaber look at that stach son!!!  -Bart Palaszewski ‏

MY Strategy? Begging for Mercy.
If you were fighting Chael what would your strategy be? what tactics would you seek?  -Jon Jones ‏

Rowdy Iron Ain’t Nothin’ to Mess Wit
What's it like to be a champion? @RondaRousey and @MikeTyson break it down for @GDLA  -UFC ‏

Was lucky enough to meet the legend himself, the one and only Mike Tyson today :D http://instagr.am/p/Wm1uGsBET3/  -Ronda Rousey ‏

Just Pretend it’s a Weigh-In
They make you remove everything when going through airport security.It's all fun & games until they start making people take their pants off  -Derek Brunson ‏

Why Can’t I Be You?
What ever you do, do it better. What ever you care about, care more... and whoever you are, always be you. -Dan Hardy ‏

@danhardymma but i wanna be you. Can I not do that instead?  -Andy Ogle ‏

@thelittleaxe lol! I suck at being me mate... You'd probably do a better job. ;-)  -Dan Hardy ‏

As Long as You NEVER Read the Comments
I gotta give a big thanks to @YouTube for being far more educational and useful than school ever was for me! ;)  -Mike Quick Swick ‏

Danny Castillo: Badass Babysitter
Here's @lastcall155 peeln Lil Duane BANGs orange . #TeamWork #2RdsOfBabySitting pic.twitter.com/pPbh6NqU7V  -Duane Ludwig ‏

Clay the Creepy Carpenter
Creepy pic.twitter.com/RBkwSqf5QN -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Bromance of the Week
My boyfriend @aHIGHLIGHTcraig and I posing for the camera before we punch each other in the face. pic.twitter.com/di3VgaTpfe  -Tim Kennedy ‏

@TimKennedyMMA #beardlife #short_shorts_life #reallyreallyreallyridiculouslygoodlookinglife -Andrew Craig ‏

And Why Should We Believe You?
Honesty has no place in a healthy relationship  -Forrest Griffin ‏

Winning Wandy
I am so happy my guys,thanks so much for all support,you help me a lot lets go celebration our victory -Wanderlei Silva ‏

One Tough Dutchman
Thanks for the support everybody, I wanted Herb to take the tooth out of my cheek and continue but then it turned out my jaw was broken.. -Stefan Struve ‏

And Now, Your Moment of Zen
It seems like further explanation is necessary. Nope, welcome to New Mexico. http://instagr.am/p/WhtnFcsTWZ/  -Quinn Mulhern ‏