Tweets of the Week - 3/30

TUF Live Tonight
It's #FightNight on #TUFLive! Spread the word! @FuryJury vs. @AlIaquinta on @FXNetworks #TeamCruz or #TeamFaber? TUF  -Inside TUF ‏

@TheDomin8r really digging you on the show. Love your style. You made another fan right here.  -Nathan Quarry ‏

@NateRockQuarry Thanx man...that's a cool thing 2 hear from a veteran like urself  -Dominick Cruz ‏

Watching the new ultimate fighter on fx, good stuff.although cruz said he's the count. What??? Lol - -Michael ‏ Bisping

Fighters Behind the Wheel
Holy #%$* #Florida has by far the worst drivers of all of the places I have been!!! Dammit  -Nik Lentz

Horrible drivers make me want to shit in my hands and fling it at them #justsayin  -Ramsey Nijem ‏

I decided people just shouldn't drive at a speed lower than their age on an open freeway... When I get old I'm speeding EVERYWHERE  -Ronda Rousey ‏

Just bc it old doesn't mean u can drive like an a-hole!! I'll hit an old man in public  -Eddie Wineland ‏

Took me 21min to figure out how to turn the BASS down in my rental car!  -Duane Ludwig ‏

Anyone for feedback on the icobra radar?  -Scott Jorgensen ‏

@Scottjorgensen Stop speeding?  -Stipe Miocic ‏

@smiocic that's like telling a monkey to stop throwing his poo  -Scott Jorgensen ‏

Mayhem in Manhattan
Goodbye NYC. Every time is too short. http://instagr.am/p/Izf4-XnUhU/  -Jason Mayhem Miller ‏

Bones Ready for War
There's no more "brothers" there's no more old teammates, rashad is the enemy right now in every way, shape, and form  -Jon Bones Jones ‏

Indeed, sir. Indeed.
#WECneverforget -Dustin Poirier

Team Alpha Sub
I need to open a sandwich shop, pepper jack cheese, cucumber, apple slices, smoked turkey, mustard. So good! http://pic.twitter.com/LTHt7MA6   -Urijah Faber ‏

Cute Dog Pic of the Week
My lifting partner. So observing. http://lockerz.com/s/196798907  -Charlie Brenneman ‏

Befuddled Mitrione
So I think I found a perfect word 4late night or Sunday morning activities...#fuddling. as in, girrrrrl I'd luhhta take u home & #fuddle  -Matt Mitrione ‏

Tribute to Caffeine
I'm happy caffeine is not considered an illegal drug!  -Chris Weidman ‏

Tripple espresso @starbucks with a splash of vanilla @musclemilk ... I feel like a man -Ian McCall ‏

Pretty Sure that’s Against the Unified Rules
My omega beams will reduce you to ashes.  -Miguel Angel Torres ‏

Tim Kennedy’s One Man Show
I am Katy Perry! http://pic.twitter.com/ALI5DZx4
This is a screen test. Here I am as the White Swan. http://pic.twitter.com/huhP4STy
Video shoot day number 2! @ufc @Ranger_Up things are getting out of hand. http://pic.twitter.com/j4dSlZN6   -Tim Kennedy ‏

So @timkennedymma wins one little Twitter bonus and goes off the deep end off http://twitpic.com/92n6n2   -UFC ‏

Thong Style
I luv u Master Thong but you dress like a f^cking a^^hole... http://pic.twitter.com/pUucWRaE
Have I mentioned how ridiculous Master Thongs outfits are... http://instagr.am/p/InXWCQJ1Ur/  -Danny Castillo ‏

And Now, Your Moment of Zen
A hot air balloon full of pirate cats. #Genius  -Dan Hardy ‏