Think He’s Saying ‘Happy Birthday’
Hey @Cowboycerrone welcome to being an old ass man! Enjoy the pains that come with being a thirty something fighter  -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Tim Kennedy’s Mind. Proceed with Caution
Yes I am shopping from bed and YES I am seriously considering buying this genuine leather USA flag fanny pack. pic.twitter.com/57AQ4lX8CK

If I were to have to ride into battle on my fearless steed. I would want it to be a unicorn. -Tim Kennedy ‏

Oh Snap!
Just saw a family of four grab some gas station hot dogs for breakfast. They must be reading @HypeOrDie latest book on nutrition.  -Daniel Downes ‏

Internet 2013: Still Mostly Cats
This had me rolling pic.twitter.com/hgYQxxXpgM -Daron Cruickshank ‏

pic.twitter.com/FzPXRr0I4X  -Julie Kedzie ‏

Good grappling this morning! Reflexes like a cat! pic.twitter.com/rMtP2KbWXi  -Joseph Benavidez

Cat people probz pic.twitter.com/rUis28X2X3  -Daron Cruickshank ‏

Mark Your Chaelendar  
30 - the days left until the fall of your champion and the rise of the DARKSIDE #UFC159 #4/27/13

28 - The IQ of anyone who questions that I'm the baddest man walking around this or any other planet. My coronation awaits. #UFC159 #4/27/13 -Chael Sonnen

Last Call Problems
I askd God to help me find my wallet. 2 min later I get a phone call frm Massage Envy they found my wallet underneath the table I was on.
Note to self: Stop getting undressed so violently. -Danny Castillo ‏

KenFu? KungFlo?
Check out this #tbt pic of me & my brothers circa 1988. I'm dead center. Due to its hilarity, its prob… http://instagram.com/p/XZ9FoGySV5/   -Kenny Florian ‏

Bang vs Thong. Make it Happen, Joe Silva!
Thong keeps smacking his lips like SOB! How do u say STFU in Thai again?! pic.twitter.com/eEoTf7uuRO -Duane Ludwig ‏

One TUF is Not Enough!
TUF Brasil is back with English subtitles - see the premiere, featuring the first 7 elimination bouts, at http://en.tuf.tv/media/tuf-brasil-ep-1  -UFC

Totelly Awthentic
Spelling errors just provide authenticity -Forrest Griffin ‏

Sweet and Tender Hooligan
I may act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurt damn near everyone of them! -John Maguire