Tweets of the Week - 3/27

These Dudes!

“I don’t care about all this talking. Even parrots can talk" @JoseAldoJunior #UFCWorldTour #UFC189 pic.twitter.com/0nYaeQpO9Y
— UFC (@ufc) March 25, 2015

Y'all sitting back hating on @TheNotoriousMMA while this guy out here making them dollars. #youngmulababy #UFC
— Derek Brunson (@DerekBrunson) March 27, 2015

This week's profit. pic.twitter.com/QhP2UgIYqk
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) March 27, 2015

The Celtic Tiger. pic.twitter.com/ZCFiW6lVFv
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) March 23, 2015

NEW episode of #Embedded @josealdojunior vs @TheNotoriousMMA #UFCWorldTour just posted! #UFC http://t.co/YgxSZQScnY
— Dana White (@danawhite) March 27, 2015

Yeah, but it Makes a Mess of Your Yard

If you plant the pit from an avocado it will become a guacamole tree
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) March 24, 2015

One of the Few Men Able to Challenge Kenny's Hair

Indisputable evidence #DavidBeckham and I hang out. https://t.co/AHPTtquPvM pic.twitter.com/njZAdssNTH
— Kenny Florian (@kennyflorian) March 23, 2015

Josh Barnett Can Hook You Up with Some Uplifting Death Metal

Do I listen to pop music because i'm miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?
— Coach (@CMPunk) March 23, 2015

If Only You Could Train with Master Splinter

Sometimes I wonder why I fight. Then I remember it's the closest I'll ever come to being a Ninja Turtle and that's been my dream since birth
— David Michaud (@bulldawgUFC) March 23, 2015

Riot Girl

Ya that was my daughter shattering a bunch of glass at Crate & Barrel. #what
— Jon Anik (@Jon_Anik) March 23, 2015

Puppy Buddies

I freaking love this dude! #NationalPuppyDay #BestFriend pic.twitter.com/WLRJ3dk3GV
— Joseph Benavidez (@JoeJitsu) March 23, 2015

Happy #PuppyDay I love these guys. pic.twitter.com/ywvOCw0ZDm
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) March 24, 2015

Sing Like No One is Filming You on Their Phone

Caught a guy filming me singing while driving. I fully expect to be tagged in a video on some social network.
— russell doane (@RussellDoane135) March 26, 2015

But "Papa Happy" is a Terrible Nickname

The kids and mrs sleep while I ponder how to spoil them tomorrow ... I've never been so happy
— Ian McCall (@Unclecreepymma) March 25, 2015

Thanks, The James Krause!

YOU, have a great freaking day. pic.twitter.com/t6V6SAJIXb
— James Krause (@TheJamesKrause) March 26, 2015