Yeah, but it Makes a Mess of Your Yard
If you plant the pit from an avocado it will become a guacamole tree
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) March 24, 2015
One of the Few Men Able to Challenge Kenny's Hair
Josh Barnett Can Hook You Up with Some Uplifting Death Metal
Do I listen to pop music because i'm miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?
— Coach (@CMPunk) March 23, 2015
If Only You Could Train with Master Splinter
Sometimes I wonder why I fight. Then I remember it's the closest I'll ever come to being a Ninja Turtle and that's been my dream since birth
— David Michaud (@bulldawgUFC) March 23, 2015
Sing Like No One is Filming You on Their Phone
Caught a guy filming me singing while driving. I fully expect to be tagged in a video on some social network.
— russell doane (@RussellDoane135) March 26, 2015
But "Papa Happy" is a Terrible Nickname
The kids and mrs sleep while I ponder how to spoil them tomorrow ... I've never been so happy
— Ian McCall (@Unclecreepymma) March 25, 2015
Thanks, The James Krause!