Tim Kennedy is Not Like Everyone Else
I had the sweetest dream... Terrorists, zombies, home invasion robbers... I hated waking up. :-(
It has taken three years for my neighbors to stop calling the cops when I run down the road wearing a wrestling singlet and a gas mask. -Tim Kennedy
That’s Pretty Extreme, Bro
If you dont tape ur MMA gloves while grappling I hope u drive a SUV that only takes premium gas. -Danny Castillo
Aren’t They All?
Yup, it's a Hall and Oates kinda day -Mitch Clarke
The Shanky 1000: Cat-Loving Combat Cyborg
Headed to the nose doctor this morning. Maybe some how I can get metal legs out of this deal. Wish me luck.
Doc said the metal leg operation was too risky, and my nose is smashed in. Now they want to scan my cat or did he say cat scan. I don't know -Daron Cruickshank
You Suck! I’m a Big Fan.
You know I come on twitter to talk to people/fans and i just get abused. I love it! -Stipe Miocic