Tweets of the Week - 3/2

UFC on FX 2: Alves vs. Kampmann
Crocodile hunter style! #respect!!! pic.twitter.com/fZ0GZIZi   -Thiago Alves

The hotel @ufc put us in has got the best breakfast buffet ever!! If only I wasn't weighing in on Friday.. Not fair..  -Martin Kampmann ‏

One of my dreams just became a reality... pic.twitter.com/X9JF3sxB  -Joseph Benavidez

Feeding kangaroos in Australia #teammighty http://pic.twitter.com/m1by2Jm7  -Demetrious Johnson ‏

Fuggin shredded instagr.am/p/HqFhXrTFsH/   -Ian McCall ‏

about to be leaving shortly for the @ufc weigh ins. Im on weight says two scales. thanks to all the supporters. #sacrifice #ufconfx  -Cole Miller ‏

Weigh-in hijinks - @ColeMillerATT looks ready to avenge his brother's loss to @Stevesiler on last season's TUF  http://t.co/2Snr6iKb   -UFC ‏

he was a little angry  -Steven Siler

With as much water as I drank today, It's quite possible that I'm going to piss the bed. -Nick Penner ‏

Watching the Bowling US OPEN and I promise you the one dude just muttered "I'm from the 209 bitch" to the other bowler #RealTalk LMAO  -Mackens Semerzier ‏

Bruce Lee haircuts & missing teeth. Couldn't kick so I bit my way thru kickboards pic.twitter.com/Jv2ftqmg   -Jamie Te Huna ‏

On a treadmill next to Seal. #nobiggie   -Andrew Craig ‏

Looking forward to seeing @Unclecreepymma throw down tomorrow. Handle!  -Gilbert Melendez ‏

Can't wait to watch #UFConFX2 tomorrow. Good luck to my boy @MartinKampmann !! -Amir Sadollah ‏

Strikeforce: Tate vs. Rousey
Dang got down to 138lbs tonight easy, gonna rehydrated a little drink a Meal replacement shake & get some Shut eye, weigh-ins 2morrow!!  -Miesha Tate ‏

i hope zombies can't swim....cause then it would just be a waste investing in that boathouse..... -Ronda Rousey ‏

Just walked in to my room after cuttin a lil weight and my whole hotel floor smells like fried chicken. WTF!!!! I'm sooo hungry! (:-(   -Josh Thomson ‏

It's 1 to 1 @THEREALPUNK one ups KJ for best tan, but @kjnoons takes Josh on best dressed. Looking forward for them to settle the score http://moby.to/0tguo8   -KJ Noons ‏

I had no idea there were so many churches in Columbus.  -Ryan Couture ‏

Talking trash being "necessary" to create interest outside the "hardcore" mma fan is 1 reason I despise it. Respect my art or don't watch.  -Conor Heun ‏

Going to sneak into to the press conference for the main card, lol!!  -Alexis Davis ‏

A Day in The Life of Josh Barnett
This just happened: Guy "You an actor?" Me - "No." Guy - "A hitman or something?" Me - "Sometimes." Guy - "Alright. Cool. I never saw you"  -Josh Barnett ‏

Happy Birthday Gram Phan!
just want to say happy birthday to my grandma who just turned 85 today:) -Nam Phan ‏

Ironically, Hipsters Love Danny’s Headband
Hipsters luv healthy restaurants. I can't wait for hipsters to go outta style.  -Danny Castillo ‏

Filthy Tom Lawlor Sums Up Fight Weekend
Ahhhh man! @ufc & @Strikeforce this weekend! Debuting dwarfs, beautiful babes, and a Hitman trying to be a dog catcher! i am pumped!  -Tom Lawlor ‏