UFC 171: Hendricks vs Lawler
It's @TheDolceDiet and phone interviews in bed! Lol pic.twitter.com/cjLlOuEoqR -Johny Hendricks ‏

Dallas #UFC171 here I come -Robbie Lawler ‏

.@justinbieber isn't the only one under the bright lights this week. @Ruthless_RL is, too.   http://at.ufc.com/rfmX   #UFC171  -UFC ‏

Hope I make you all proud on Saturday. Love my home state. #NMTrue #UFC171 http://bit.ly/NewMexicoTrue -Carlos Condit ‏
 
Robot @CarlosCondit dance #UFC171  https://vine.co/v/Mbreq2uQlHL -UFC ‏
 
Bumped into @jakeshieldsajj @ the lobby. Great 2B n a sport where u can chat w someone u just scrapped w/. He just missed Hector by 30secs -Tyron T-Wood Woodley ‏

I AM FULL OF VIM, VIGOR & VITALITY  -Diego Sanchez

I figure I'd take the selfie now before I get fat again lol http://instagram.com/p/lgGXdWPJFY/ -Kelvin Gastelum ‏
 
Joe Silva, Drew is Unavailable to Fight on June 9
Backstreet Boys coming to Omaha June 9th!! This is so happening. Must re learn all the dances. -Drew Dober ‏
 
This is a Tweet that Really Needs a Pic
I think my dog is tryna do a headstand -Russell Doane ‏

Like This:
#Scooters and #cats... can I do that!? pic.twitter.com/R32dwPb02A  -Jon Bones Jones ‏
 
@JonnyBones KITTY!!! -Julie Kedzie

Sexy or Sketchy? Or Both?
I'm a nice person, fun guy and I'm pretty sexy! Advertise somewhere on my body!!! Hit up @IridiumSports get your spot for UFC 172 #Sexiness Ike Vallie-Flagg
 
Look Out Jamie Oliver! Short Shorts Chef is Here! 
Short shorts wearing taco chef @TimKennedyMMA. Boston cant handle the heat. @matt_phinney #TheseTahcosAhWickedHaht pic.twitter.com/YvJk0CyuMh  -Andrew Craig ‏

Speedos, Short Shorts -Close Enough.
It's 55 degrees outside. That's Speedo weather folks! -Stipe Miocic ‏

What's That Weird Smell Now?
How many more years do I have before I get that weird, old guy smell? #ThingsiThinkAbout -Kenny Florian ‏

Ministry of Silly Walks
If it looks like I'm walking funny it's because I am. #crossfitproblems  -James Krause
 
Or Raise The Roof
Why does no one pump up jams anymore? -Mitch Clarke