“That’ll Be Boring”, said NO ONE
It's a superfight... again!! RT ‏@MMAjunkie USA TODAY: Top lw contender Pettis dropping to 145, meets Aldo Aug. 3 http://on.ufc.com/14OKXvt  -UFC ‏

Sometimes it’s Better Not to Know
Thanks to @lastcall155 for scaring the fart outa me  -Duane Ludwig ‏

@DUANEBANGCOM hahaha! You play, you pay! ;)  -Danny Castillo

Which Came First, the Chicken or the Nugget?
Jonah: "dad, how'd they get the chicken inside of the nugget?" ‏ -Matt Mitrione

New Wave Bieber Hawk?
Wow! @LancePalmer just changed the hair game! It's a new era ,move over Mullet! We need a name for this hair style ? pic.twitter.com/C5vQzOKf  -Joseph Benavidez

WTD?
My iPhone won't stop correcting f#*% to duck. When have I ever texted the word 'duck' to someone. Come on  -Quinn Mulhern ‏

Laughs, Tears, and History Making!
Episode 1 of UFC Primetime: Rousey vs Carmouche is now available online for your viewing pleasure: http://www.ufc.com/media/157-primetime-ep-1 … -UFC ‏

The Kicks in the Hall
The entire @UriahHallMMA KO in one place. You're welcome. http://bit.ly/YEKkAn  #TUF  -TUF on FX ‏

Crazy, nasty KO wasn't it west coast!? @UriahHallMMA vs @adamcellamma  -Dana White ‏

Ho. Ly. S*^t. @TUFonFX   -Stipe Miocic ‏

Just rewatched Uriah hall spin kick that guys face off. Man... I need to start doing better work  -Ian McCall ‏

Man thank you guys for all the kind words I've never had so much support especially from people I don't know I really apreiciat it thanks  -Uriah Hall ‏

She Likes Ike
Love the support I get from my wonderful girlfriend who comes to all my fights to support me -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Bader: Food Bully
Oh yeah!!!!! chicken ,asparagus, little potatoes. @MFers pic.twitter.com/ErKthPa4  -Seth Baczynski ‏

@Sethbmma potatoes will make u fat Seth. I see u have butter on them fatty  -Ryan Bader ‏

@ryanbader I'm a loser, what can I say.  -Seth Baczynski ‏

@Sethbmma now u made me feel bad, I'm sorry I take it back  -Ryan Bader ‏

Kenflo Always had Style
Back when I was in the Navy with my trusty sidekick #tbt #navy #sailor #crying http://instagr.am/p/VczY2xSSS-/  -Kenny Florian ‏

Great Idea or Greatest Idea Ever?
Might ask Burt Watson to sleep over my house until the twins are born. Spare room. When my wife's water breaks, I need to hear "WE ROLLIN!"  -Dave Sholler ‏

Is there a Dolce Diet for Cats?
Next years Christmas card. pic.twitter.com/olQN5CVo  -Daron Cruickshank ‏