Ike Vallie-Flagg: Sensitive Colleague or Total Creeper?
@IKEVF  @AndrewVecere @CubSwanson yeah man cutting weight with you guys was awesome -Louis Smolka ‏
 
@LASTSAMURAIMMA @AndrewVecere @CubSwanson because i kept offering to cuddle with you to keep our core temp up? ;-) ha  -Ike Vallie-Flagg

Best Guess: Trying to "Cuddle" 
Which one did I get in trouble for?? http://instagram.com/p/kFP58_yJUT/   -Ike Vallie-Flagg

Tanned Tweets
Yo @Cruickshank155 found a pic of you before your last fight.   Hahahahah pic.twitter.com/aT3Z2tXKZ6  -Cowboy Cerrone ‏

@Cowboycerrone the more I look at it, the funnier it gets. He does have my fight shorts on though fa real fa real. -Daron Cruickshank 

I'm going tanning tmrw because I'm fat. And everyone knows that tanning makes u skinnier -Chris Leben ‏
 
Urijah Found Himself A Friend
Was just hanging w Matt LaBlanc. What a cool dude. Glad to know he loves @ufc http://instagram.com/p/kGv4PSM4ib/  -Urijah Faber ‏

Pranked with Manimal Effort
This person text'd my phone accidently thinking I am someone else. Apparently I am Habibi! I am a terrible person Lol pic.twitter.com/nGqfqare3q  -Ben 'Manimal' Wall ‏

Possibly Greatest Tweet Exchange in UFC History
What you got on this @JoeJitsu? pic.twitter.com/xRfgrpdOdr  -Cub Swanson ‏

dude, I terrified a bunch of school kids walking home this day...not in a good way tho. pic.twitter.com/fKtI3HFc60  -Joseph Benavidez ‏ 
 
Ok I've been one upped. This isn't over! -Cub Swanson ‏

Not Appropriate but Who Can Blame You?
Just watched a kid knee himself in the face during kids Muay Thai. Is it appropriate to laugh? -Mitch Clarke ‏

No Rust On Conor's Confidence
Never travelled more than 20 minutes from my house for training, and I'd still whoop the whole roster. #Innovate don't #Imitate #NewAge  -Conor McGregor ‏

The Even Tinier Tornado
Girl Power!! =) #tbt Boys made me tough. Let's just say I've never really been one to go with the… http://instagram.com/p/kF16RMBh7i/  -Tecia Torres ‏

A Marketing/Sponsorship Opportunity Waiting!
Last nights binge of 6 pop tarts paid off In my training today I did great! #poptartpower -Diego Sanchez

Tim's Tweets UFC 169 Edition
I'm not sure what kind of places you watch the @ufc at but this is how I roll. #UFC169 pic.twitter.com/uQovj60Zbg

I love how all haircuts in the @ufc are beginning to look like a mullet and a mohawk had a very ugly demon baby. #UFC169

That is not a "mouse" over Frank Mir's eye. It's more of a New York Rat. #UFC

After consulting my management team and my legs I have decided to never call out Jose Aldo. #UFC169 -Tim Kennedy ‏

Apparently Stipe Thinks Kicks are Appropriate Forms of Greeting
I just met @DustinFox37 and gave him a shin kick. So yeah it's been a good day! pic.twitter.com/yadYOfnBE1  -Stipe Miocic ‏

Mitch, Do You Have a Leg Kick Tweet?
Best part about kickboxing is when someone kicks you and you check, then you both have a silent agreement that no one will kick anymore  -Mitch Clarke ‏