This Week DC Won the Internet
With Friends Like That, Who Needs Weird, Creepy Lurkers?
I Bet Donald Ducks Mickey. Get It?
Driving to Disney w/ my daughters for their 2nd bdays. Will work on the Mickey vs. Donald (not Cerrone, although he'd take it) superfight.
— Dave Sholler (@Sholler_UFC) February 6, 2015
He Said, "You're Gonna Owe Me Some Cannolis!"
He's Not Open to Debate Here, Guys.
Love Gun by KISS is the greatest song in the history of the world
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) February 6, 2015
Andre Conducts a Little Market Research
I'm thinking about doing Touchy Fili booty shorts. How many girls (or guys, I don't judge) would rock a pair?
— Andre Fili (@TouchyFili) February 6, 2015
Joe's Being a Baby
What About Fine Whiskey and Custom Tailored Suits?
If it doesn't involve training, eating or business. I am out.
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) February 5, 2015
Poor Dave's Self-Esteem is Slipping by the Second.
Sometimes I think I'm dumb. Probably more like most of the time. Actually, I'm always dumb... Idk where I was going with this
— David Michaud (@bulldawgUFC) February 5, 2015
That's the Smart Move, Right There
[Gets on Twitter to have some fun] [Sees torches and pitchforks] [Quickly logs off Twitter]
— Stipe Miocic (@stipemiocicufc) February 4, 2015