Stay up Late or Get Up Early! Hathaway vs Kim on Fight Pass!
Hathaway vs Kim live this Saturday exclusively on Fight Pass. This is exclusive on Fight Pass and @Rede_Globo too :) http://youtu.be/QJD6aJXQo0M  -Dana White ‏

It's Fight Weeek! #UFCFightNight: @StungunKim vs @UFCJohnHathaway Saturday March 1st 8amET LIVE on #UFCFightPass! pic.twitter.com/6J8BLAM7sV -UFC ‏

its nearly time guys! Can't wait to put on a show for you all. Been great meeting so many awesome people out here in HK and Macau!  -John Hathaway ‏

Amazing What You Can See With a Powerful Enough Telescope!
I kind of want some pizza now! ...... RT @Isdcats: pic.twitter.com/9l8kMoeyjV  -Nik Lentz ‏

Freaky Face Friday? We're In!
Bringing back freaking face Friday...  pic.twitter.com/7izJsUrFZx  -Dustin Pague ‏

@DustinPague pic.twitter.com/G9X6zbsHHT  -Dennis Bermudez ‏

@MenaceBermudez Dennis it's Freaky Face Friday not Sexy Saturday -Dustin Pague ‏
 
Or Worst of All - Meth Head Screamo Band
Some guys in a house next to mine are either meth heads or the worst screamo band ever. Regardless, made my first noise complaint tonight  -Cody Gibson ‏

Several Dogs & One Unique Cat
My perfectly precious poodle running for his life from his big brother. #dogs #fightcamp #poodle #gsd http://instagram.com/p/k8hw8btSVU/  -Tim Kennedy ‏ 
 
Fat Joe and Big Benny rolling hard on the boulevard. #tbt pic.twitter.com/LTzUTDoQBZ -Joseph Benavidez ‏
 
If you don't like dogs...you need to rethink your life  -Tank Scoggins

My friend adopted an eyeless cat. Here's him picking his nose with his tongue. And to think I'd seen it all... pic.twitter.com/86D4GJcsDM  -Daron Cruickshank ‏

KenFlo's Korner
❤️ @ Fox Studios http://instagram.com/p/k55J4EySSP/ -Kenny Florian

I think I'm permanently stuck at being too old to recover quickly from workouts yet always out of reach from old man strength. -Kenny Florian
 
EpiBEARDemic!
So many of my friends have beards, now every time I see a bearded guy it takes me a few seconds to figure out if I know them. -Dan Hardy ‏ 

That's the Dumbest... Yes Please!
Anyone wanna help me write a rock opera? -Mitch Clarke

Mr. Sensitive Soul
Jewel "you were meant for me" is on and I turned it up #truestory -Ike Vallie-Flagg
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja... Dude.
My mutant powers developed at puberty. -Andre Fili ‏

If They Want in the Frat...
So I may have to kick a coyotes ass??? pic.twitter.com/uop77Sat99  -Chris Camozzi ‏

Guns n ThugRoses
Watch me shoot! Pow pow! http://youtu.be/PblXFd09dic   -ThugRose Namajunas ‏

The Fresh Prince of West Linn
We're willing to bet @sonnench has Will Smith as a #TeamSonnen fan! #TUFBrazil premieres on #UFCFightPass  3/9! pic.twitter.com/9I46Rd20tZ  -UFC ‏

Stipe: The New Anthony Robbins
(something inspirational)  -Stipe Miocic ‏