Them Crazy Heavyweights
@roynelsonmma I say we do a royal rumble match with all the @UFC heavyweights -Frank Mir
For the rumble I'll come in at 300 solid ! -Frank Mir

@HypeOrDie We should go submission style and tap @thefrankmir & @roynelsonmma FTW!!! We should jump guard our next fights and getdat SOTN $$  -Matt Mitrione
@roynelsonmma We have to have @BigSexyMcCorkle in there too. He can trash talk with the best.  -Frank Mir
@thefrankmir @roynelsonmma @BigSexyMcCorkle he can also eat hot dogs and drink root beer w the best too.  -Matt Mitrione
Birthday Banter
Thanks for the bday wishes everybody! Turning 23 already tomorrow.. Damn
I'm getting old, better start my run for the heavyweight belt soon!   -Stefan Struve
@StefanStruve I love you Stefan Struve even if you are an alleged communist with possible ties to Al Qaeda  -Sean McCorkle@bigsexymccorkle how do you know all that s#&t? -Stefan Struve

Romance - Fighter Style
Done...send me some chocolates RT @RBLEV777: @StephanBonnar will you be my man-crush Valentine?  -Stephan Bonnar

I just proposed on Skype -Mackens SemerzierOn my way to celebrate Valentines Day with smelly guys and getting
punched in the face -- and then I'll go to the gym for sparring.  -Daniel Downes

Carwin’s Comedy
We are going to take a hot air ballon ride today.
I hope the ballon doesn't gas out!  -Shane Carwin
Mullet of Justice
They pulled 3 detectives from a drug investigation, no one breaks into my 1998 Dodge 1500 & gets away with it.  -Miguel Angel Torres
You Too?!
Im surrounded by idiots.  -Dan Hardy
Insight
"SpongeBob Square Pants" is a good show but it's not very realistic. #KenFloDeepThoughts -Kenny FlorianShoe Nuff
Someone made fun of me for wearing fluffy crocs, and then casually mentioned his Uggs. Ummm.  -Charlie Brenneman

Screw u winter...I'm doin it! Breakin out the flip flops!! twitpic.com/412777   -Eddie Wineland