UFC 156: Aldo vs Edgar
Almost There...#weighin  -Jose 'Scarface' Aldo ‏

Iron Army http://instagr.am/p/VLlmRgE3Op/  -Frankie Edgar ‏

Look at the back of my neck yesterday trying 2 steal the show at media day.. http://instagram.com/p/VMoDock1Oe/ He is in a bad mood 2day because we got 2 cut weight & he is gonna lose a couple of inches!! My neck hate weight cuts!! He has heavyweight ambitions! Lol photo by @ryanloco #ufc156 #blackzilians  -Rashad Evans ‏

According to DW, Silva said, "You better start respecting me." Reem said, "I'm going to f'n destroy you."  -Alistair Overeem ‏

Looks great, but first time I have one of those in my hands, with fans here in Vegas! Cmon @round5 ! When will I get them? http://twitpic.com/bzvn15  -Demian Maia ‏

I haven't ever been this happy and excited to be @ufc ... Finally it's time to show you who I am -Ian McCall ‏

Me and @LancePalmer gonna be looking good for the big show Saturday night! #UFC156 pic.twitter.com/AyMEgytq  -Joseph Benavidez

Making weight, #LikeABoss w/ @mikebrownmma @teamtooke & @takedown_brown #UFC156 #GoodTimes pic.twitter.com/0SfEGjiN  -Yves Edwards ‏

At the Mandalay bay and I've already got lost twice in 20 minutes -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Young Whippersnappers
Dear Old man in gym locker room, I will not carry on a conversation with you until you put some pants on. Thanks  -Tim Kennedy ‏

All the dudes next to me are reading the newspaper, I'm reading the news on my phone. #GenerationGap  -Danny Castillo

Knew He Was Gonna Say That
YES...........  -Diego Sanchez

The Sport of Warriors
Who wants to get served in Ping pong this weekend in Vegas?  -Jake Ellenberger ‏

Facial Hair Tweets of the Week
@clayguida not gunna lie ... You look goooood with that on your face -Ian McCall ‏

Hangin with the MONSTER @Showtimepettis pic.twitter.com/qztvnaC8  -Dana White ‏

@danawhite ASK HIM IF HE'LL SHAVE MY CHIN HAIR LIKE HIS!!!  -Pat Barry ‏

Tom Selleck's + Don Frye's > All other mustaches combined. -Tim Kennedy ‏

Mr. Shanky Gone Wild
After I get my very serious business attended to, I'm going to bed. Goodnight everyone! pic.twitter.com/PsGOyRjv  -Daron Cruickshank ‏

That Opponent Sucks
#throwbackthrusday randaroozie "I don't get it...that's all I know how to do!" http://instagr.am/p/VK9kisBEUm/  -Ronda Rousey ‏

What Happens When Stipe does Q&A
God loved me. RT @TheBillJeffery: @smiocic Mr. Miocic, why does your head look like Winnie the Pooh's honey pot?  -Stipe Miocic ‏

The Tooth is Gone, the Nick is Everywhere
Thanks for the shirt, @NickTheTooth http://instagr.am/p/VK5mowKbx3/  -Joe Lauzon ‏

STOP!
Sometimes I wonder if there's a difference between regular time and hammer time  -Mitch Clarke ‏