Adult Diapers, Aisle Three Any establishment that sells diuretics but does not have a bathroom is just cruel #30minuteparkingenforcement -Ronda Rousey
Sounds Like a Threat @danhardymma when you coming back to vegas let's make some green drinks. I'll give you my bone broth recipe -Forrest Griffin
Hot Yoga, It’s Totally Manly, Bro! Heading to @hyi505 for some hot yoga with @CubSwanson @LilSteveSwanson new year resolution to get more flexible in my old age -Isaac Vallie-Flagg
Or Just Hungry If I said I want to go to Sandwich Island, would you think I was crazy? #FactOfFiction -Dan Hardy
Like How You Roll, Mitch I have a briefcase full of tacos, that's not a metaphor for anything, I just like tacos -Mitch Clarke
But He’s Not Wrong I once heard @seanshelby say that "styles don't make fights, he & Joe Silva make fights". #cocky #ufc #mma -Kenny Florian
Senior Discount Hookups, Bro! Since I started to go to mass in the mornings, the average age of my new homies is significantly higher. -Danny Castillo
Way Better than, “I’m Clumsy” #StoryBehindMyScar This crazy Brazilian got the best of me -Cub Swanson
The Culmination of Your Life’s Work Haven't had any partial nude toilet pics lately. I'm sorry for letting you guys down. Expect a zombie themed toilet pic soon. You're welcome -Daron Cruickshank
