UFC 169 From Lovely Balmy NJ
Heated @ufc #ufc169 http://instagram.com/p/j0TTZHs4lx/  -Urijah Faber ‏

Estou no peso, galera! Obrigado, Deus. Mais uma batalha vencida. I'm ready for weighing. #Thanksgod #UFC169  -Renan Barão ‏

“@BurtWatson4real: Uriah & Ricardo checking in at the Same Time Baby..."We Rolllnnn Baby" pic.twitter.com/GpDqZTC8gI” @BadBoy  -Ricardo Lamas ‏
 
You go corner @UrijahFaber I'll watch the baby and hold down the fort. pic.twitter.com/GfO2TetOTx  -Duane Ludwig ‏

Guys I'm really appreciating all the support. Just to let u know, I don't have "fans" u guys are all my friends! So thank u for all the love  -Jamie Varner ‏

New Jersey - thats what's up :-) Bytheway, frigging cold here! But.. Good to be back in the US and good to be back in action!  -Alistair Overeem ‏

NJ cold...I'm not leaving the telly!!!  -Abel Trujillo ‏
 
Ya momma got wooden leg with real feet!!!  -Clint Hester ‏

How's Retirement, Kedz?
I cleaned all the poo -Julie Kedzie ‏

Didn't get the Gig?! An Outrage!
This one time I tried on Roshambos ring card girl outfits & pranced around their house.. didnt get the gig LOL pic.twitter.com/uCNW4HRaTi   -'Rowdy' Bec Rawlings ‏
 
They Invented Social Media
What happened to the days where fighters fought and didn't just attack each other via social media -Mitch Clarke ‏

So, Is Dana Happy? #SeeWhatIDidThere
That's right..... Shooter McGavin bitches!!!!! :) pic.twitter.com/M29yrW6VDy  -Dana White ‏

@danawhite Awesome  -Gian Villante ‏

@danawhite don't fall for the ol ninth green at 9  -Scott Jorgensen ‏

Chael ...'Nough Said
I saw my Pet Idiot a minute ago. I said, WEIRD, EVERYBODY HERE WON THEIR FIGHT TO GET IN, EXCEPT YOU..

PET IDIOT MISSING! ANSWERS TO THE NAME "STUPID." REWARD FOR CAPTURE AND RETURN. RECENT PHOTO ENCLOUSED. pic.twitter.com/iGv8UcbBtT  -Chael Sonnen ‏

Couch Hogs & Seal Faces
& where am I meant to sit Meatyyyyyy? #Meatybombini #DogsLife pic.twitter.com/syA79YfoYC -'Rowdy' Bec Rawlings ‏

Spent 15 minutes looking up "baby seal" pics online after taking this pic. #WildNight http://instagram.com/p/jlUbRsp1dv/  -Danny Castillo ‏

Coming Soon: Lots More Mike & Tim Tweets
Bisping-Kennedy grudge match officially a go http://www.ufc.com/news/Bisping-Kennedy-Fight-Apr-16  -UFC ‏
 
KenFlo Engaged, Hearts Broken
Congrats on the engagement, @KennyFlorian! http://instagram.com/p/juc7ZgySV6/   -UFC ‏
 
@kennyflorian @jrparks1975 Kid cheated on me with that tattooed Pellegrino cat. Like twice. Trust issues = too much to overcome.  -Jon Anik ‏

Why ...and Also What?
Why pic.twitter.com/EHUeIwAer3  -Forrest Griffin ‏

Oh Canada
So excited to be on-hand to announce @ufc is coming back to Vancouver for #UFC174 on June 14 at Rogers Arena!!!  -Sarah Kaufman ‏
 
@mmasarah @ufc hopefully we can both fight on the card I want a trip to Canada -Ike Vallie-Flagg
 
@IKEVF @ufc ya I can show you beavers and igloos and where they make maple syrup  -Sarah Kaufman ‏

Hype or Cry. We Love You, Pat.
“That’s what I’ve always wanted to do, just perform." @HypeOrDie announces his retirement: http://on.ufc.com/1i9dPVf  pic.twitter.com/1xBiEuEBiJ -UFC ‏

AND Tweets of the Week!
I made it on #espn top ten plays of the week again. -Daron Cruickshank