It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Listen here hipster, if you didnt want me to call you young Santa, you'd trim your beard or lose some weight #justsaying -Mitch Clarke ‏

There's a lot of bad pop Christmas music out there. #bahhumbug  -Daniel Downes ‏

It's the season to drink lots of eggnog  -Felice Herrig ‏

All I want for Christmas is... A zombie apocalypse, a .338 Lappula Barrett, a @Trijicon TARS scope, and/or a unicorn.  -Tim Kennedy ‏

JoeB and the Mouse: UFC on Fox Rewind
I really do have such amazing friends, family, fans and supporters. It amazes me and I love you all. Thank you. -Joseph Benavidez ‏ ‏

@JoeJitsu thank you joe b for the great fight. I hope you are okay. You will be back stronger it's in your character..remember milkshake :)  -Demetrious Johnson ‏

And who the hell says Flyweights don't hit hard... -Joseph Benavidez ‏

Pretty sure cereal helps concussions. #DrJoeB  -Joseph Benavidez ‏ ‏

That sleep after a long fight camp is priceless!!!  -Danny Castillo ‏

I will be back a new person in my next fight. This is just a minor set back on my road to the title. Thanks for the support everyone!  -Nik Lentz ‏

Thx for the war @niklentz ur a tough sob!  -Chad Mendes ‏

Maybe Mighty Mouse can get me a hook up on a XBox 1 now...... -Stipe Miocic ‏

Yo, Cody McKenzie! You lost your shorts! RT @TheDolceDiet: Ummm...somebody forgot their shorts!!! @ufc @ufconfox pic.twitter.com/9BFHaavuMd  -UFC ‏

KenFlo's Very Strange Day
Was REQUIRED to send a fax. Saw a Kardashian. Got paparazzi'd & it snowed in LA. So my question is...what the HELL is going on today?!!!

I went to another coast to avoid the #snow and I see this in my hood today... #LA http://instagram.com/p/iHsdMOSSc5/ 

Let's not get ridiculous now...crazy has its limits.  “@Scahrossar: @kennyflorian Your hair is a mess?” -Kenny Florian ‏
 
Potentially Catastrophic
http://youtu.be/h1dOWpihlmQ  Don't bother me when reading my magazines!!! -Chris Weidman ‏
 
Isaac Zoo-Lander 
Ha ha ha @willfox captured magnum, my new look tonight after @Valle_Flow striking class pic.twitter.com/txYCzhVXaF  -Isaac Vallie-Flagg

Speaking of Fashion...
If you are going to dress like an idiot at least do it with confidence http://instagram.com/p/iDPHzatSeA/  -Tim Kennedy

Hey Buddy! Use Your Turn Sig- Yikes, it's the Warmaster!
Entertaining HW @JoshLBarnett hits the streets for a photo shoot flexing his American muscle:http://on.ufc.com/1bYKpr5  pic.twitter.com/TaDLbKcQcp  -UFC ‏

Uncle Creepy Has No Future in the UTC
Yup I suck at trampolines http://instagram.com/p/iDRiRGzFtO/  -Ian McCall ‏

In Case You Forgot...
Mark Hunt is a BAD ASS -Dana White ‏

Mitch Clarke is Weird. Awesome... but Weird.
Sometimes I like to make things up, like "my dad invented cheese" or "I discovered the alley-oop in basketball" l don't know why -Mitch Clarke ‏ ‏