It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Listen here hipster, if you didnt want me to call you young Santa, you'd trim your beard or lose some weight #justsaying -Mitch Clarke
All I want for Christmas is... A zombie apocalypse, a .338 Lappula Barrett, a @Trijicon TARS scope, and/or a unicorn. -Tim Kennedy
JoeB and the Mouse: UFC on Fox Rewind
I really do have such amazing friends, family, fans and supporters. It amazes me and I love you all. Thank you. -Joseph Benavidez
@JoeJitsu thank you joe b for the great fight. I hope you are okay. You will be back stronger it's in your character..remember milkshake :) -Demetrious Johnson
And who the hell says Flyweights don't hit hard... -Joseph Benavidez
Pretty sure cereal helps concussions. #DrJoeB -Joseph Benavidez
That sleep after a long fight camp is priceless!!! -Danny Castillo
I will be back a new person in my next fight. This is just a minor set back on my road to the title. Thanks for the support everyone! -Nik Lentz
Maybe Mighty Mouse can get me a hook up on a XBox 1 now...... -Stipe Miocic
KenFlo's Very Strange Day
Was REQUIRED to send a fax. Saw a Kardashian. Got paparazzi'd & it snowed in LA. So my question is...what the HELL is going on today?!!!
I went to another coast to avoid the #snow and I see this in my hood today... #LA http://instagram.com/p/iHsdMOSSc5/
Let's not get ridiculous now...crazy has its limits. “@Scahrossar: @kennyflorian Your hair is a mess?” -Kenny Florian
http://youtu.be/h1dOWpihlmQ Don't bother me when reading my magazines!!! -Chris Weidman
Ha ha ha @willfox captured magnum, my new look tonight after @Valle_Flow striking class pic.twitter.com/txYCzhVXaF -Isaac Vallie-Flagg
Hey Buddy! Use Your Turn Sig- Yikes, it's the Warmaster!
Entertaining HW @JoshLBarnett hits the streets for a photo shoot flexing his American muscle:http://on.ufc.com/1bYKpr5 pic.twitter.com/TaDLbKcQcp -UFC
In Case You Forgot...
Mark Hunt is a BAD ASS -Dana White
Mitch Clarke is Weird. Awesome... but Weird.
Sometimes I like to make things up, like "my dad invented cheese" or "I discovered the alley-oop in basketball" l don't know why -Mitch Clarke