UFC 138 About to Go Down
I have a great team around me right now! Feel blessed to have the guys here! @EllenbergerMMA @KSOSufc @kings_mma @OnePunchDist  -Mark Muñoz

Thanks to all my fans. It took a little longer than we tough but like always work on brazilian time ;) ha. Time to feed the Pitbull! @ufc   -Thiago Alves

Almost there couple pounds to go yfrog.com/nzymuzj  -Brad Pickett

Tweet it out, Boys
Just watched my last fight for the first time. Damn, I was awful.  -Dan Hardy

@danhardymma if you wanna feel better about yourself watch my fight with @amirMMA lol it would be a pick me up ha ha ha   -DaMarques Johnson

@DaMarques_UFC to be fair you called me dumb I think.   -Amir Sadollah

@amirMMA you are tougher cooler and drive a nicer car than me. Just let me have the dumb comment lol but don't hit me k?!?  -DaMarques Johnson

Who’d’ve Thunk It?
.@TheMandyMoore is pumped for @UFConFOX! bit.ly/tMKqnx  -Dana White

The Weight is the Hardest Part
Cutting weight sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   -Che Mills

Who needs bacon cheese burgers when you can eat an eggwhite omelet Mmm I <3 Diets. FML #CUTTING WEIGHT @Jimmie_Rivera @ufc  @LouGaudinotUFC  -Nick Pace

Best thing about being a heavyweight: no weight cutting: which equals some #paninis  -Stipe Miocic

Ronda Rousey –The Pretty Bill Maher
Just saw a homeless guy yelling at his shadow...by groundhog standards I think we're in for 6 more weeks of recession   -Ronda Rousey

Nutrition Talk with the Dannys
Dear Lady at the gas station, Im not tryna tell u how2raise ur kid, but feeding ur 3 yr old "Funyuns" is bad parenting! #ObesityInAmerica   -Danny Castillo

@lastcall155 don't you get a serving of vegetables from Funyons?  -Daniel Downes

Career & Finance Talk with Big Country
Just broke up high school street fight @ bus stop.Trying educate the kids get paid 4 that $h!T Retweet @ufc @renzograciebjj @georgesstpierre  -Roy Nelson

Competitive Tweeting
Most creative tweets: @ForrestGriffin @JoeLauzon @SmoothOne155 (Benson Henderson) and @JoeB135 (Joseph Benavidez). Each bonus worth 5K! -UFC

Big Day. I won the UFC twitter bonus for most creative, and I am on the cover of this coming month's Fight! magazine. -Joe Lauzon

Cub's All Growns Up
@ufc What does a guy have to do to get a B-day tweet?  -Cub Swanson

UFC 137 Tweet Aftermath
A proud @CesarGracieBJJ pic.twitter.com/pbh6HTB1  -Diaz Brothers

My legacy - 2 time UFC champion, dedicated father, bestselling author. How will you #LeaveYourLegacy? @assassinscreed  -BJ PENN

@danawhite Thanks to UFC for making Diaz fight happen- it's the fight I want. Thanks to Carlos as well. See you all Super Bowl weekend.  -Georges St-Pierre

lockerz.com/s/151639048 Who is this guy?? -Roy Nelson

@verafied great job bro thx for the fight  -Eliot Marshall

Good news everyone!Hand is good, just need to rest it till dec 15 :) so planning on getting back in the @ufc octagon feb/mar some time #fb  -Bart Palaszewski

Good thing I didn't get to talk to @joerogan after my fight, I was going to call out @MattMitrione since he called me out, let's do this!  -Ramsey Nijem

Thank you everyone for your support. I guess it just wasn't my night. I always try to bring an exciting fight. I love fighting for @ufc  -Chris Camozzi