A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC accounts, the list of UFC fighters and the list of Strikeforce fighters to keep up with these guys and gals.
Birthday Brawlers
As long as I don't get one of these birthday cakes, I'll be good! This sh*t is funny! http://bit.ly/U6RWH1 -Josh Koscheck
Thank you for the birthday wishes I had a great night. Back to the gym now I got work to do! -Costas Philippou
Save The Fabled Unicorns?
God I wish Michael Bisping would STFU. -Jason High
After the Gym, the DMV is the Best Place to Find Fighters
I hate going to the DMV -Chris Camozzi
KenFlo is the DMV of Twitter
I am currently reviewing applications for following people on twitter. At present time the the list is at 145,468. I'll get back to u guys. -Kenny Florian
No Fighter Wants to Run Out of Gas
Picked up @VinceMurdock from airport and they lost his bags. Then I ran out of gas on way home. Sorry budI'm a jackass -John Cofer
Here i come to save the day! @coferpottery @VinceMurdock stay in the Car! Outta gas. http://instagr.am/p/SpcQH6M4l2/ -Urijah Faber
Made em suffer thru a quick photo shoot. http://instagr.am/p/SpdaN3s4mU/ -Urijah Faber
Sorry, Science, Feathers Ain’t Badass!
the discovery that dinosaurs were covered in feathers have made them not cool anymore !!! -Philip de Fries
@phildefriesmma wtf is this!?what r your sources -Joey Beltran
@mexicutioner760 http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/lost-worlds/2012/oct/25/dinosaurs-fossils … :( -Philip de Fries
@phildefriesmma my mind is officially blown! I'm going to bed before something else goes wrong! -Joey Beltran
Nostalgia
Watching a HS wrestling match! I remember when that was me lol -Miesha Tate
From youth to old man http://instagr.am/p/Sowds1lrVr/ -Derek Brunson
Awesome Impressions
I got 99 problems but a baby ain't one.. http://twitpic.com/bhlkf8 -Jake Ellenberger
I asked Jonah to show me his best @nickdiaz209 impression & he nailed it. pic.twitter.com/vD8xdmLw -Matt Mitrione
Pro Tip from FoGriff
If I keep my wife knocked up at all times I have a permanent designated driver. Genius -Forrest Griffin
Inspiration from Creepy & Canadian
What you are doing today is important because your exchanging a day of your life for it. Pay the iron price my friends -Ian McCall
Being a Fighter means never giving up, and always being at risk and taking risks. When you stop taking risks you are no longer a fighter.... -Mark Bocek
Guess Where Mr. Shanky is… Yup.
Not. Good. pic.twitter.com/pArjjBb6 -Daron Cruickshank
The Cub & Ike Show
Dieting is going well pic.twitter.com/Fj5Cqi4z -Isaac Vallie-Flagg
@ikevallieflagg I can see you will be no help for me and my weight -Cub Swanson
Hey @CubSwanson I also like to party!!!!! -Isaac Vallie-Flagg
@ikevallieflagg: No I like to party! We both cant like to party! -Cub Swanson
No One Stops The Kedz from Cat Pics. No One.
“@Benova: @julesk_fighter geeeeeeez enough with the cat pictures already.” pic.twitter.com/G0ko89GZ -Julie Kedzie
TUF on FX is Back
It's Friday. Watch me and @joeyboomboom fight it out tonight on @TUFonFX -Jon Manley
#Tarpsoff Time -- @mmamike, @MikeyRicci, @JonManleyMMA, and I fighting in the quarterfinals tonight @TUFonFX -Joey Rivera
if i had a dollar for every cheesy MMA clothing companies thats come and gone...make stuff someone would actually wear. -Bristol Marunde
@BristolMarunde how about something with a skull on it? I don't think we get enough of that... -James Chaney