Tweets of the Week - 11/2

TUF Tonight
Watch tonights @TUFonFX see @ShaneCarwin fly through the air like a siberian tiger!! #teamcarwin -Eddy Ellis ‏

Roy and have our first competitive battle tonight on TUF. Tune into FX to see how it goes. @ufc  -Shane Carwin ‏

It should be a very interesting night of #tuf, 4 nasty, tenacious, and stylistically different fighters who no one wanted to fight are left!  -James Chaney ‏

Today is Friday make sure you tune in to fx at 10 pm for The Ultimate Fighter it is going to be a wild one  -Matthew Secor ‏

Just finished my write-up for this Friday's @TUFonFX. Trust me, you could write graduate level philosophy theses about this episode.  -Daniel Downes ‏

It Won’t Be the Same Without Ya
TUF pioneer @StephanBonnar hangs up his gloves http://www.ufc.com/news/Stephan-Bonnar-Retires-at-35 …  -UFC ‏

Huge thanks 2 every UFC fan out there! All I ever wanted was 2 bring ya'll some fun..hope u were entertained. Peace, love, & violence! #ufc   -Stephan Bonnar

@StephanBonnar god speed my friend... Thanks for the entertainment Cheers  -Ian McCall ‏

Thx for the Awesome fights @StephanBonnar! Enjoy your time, you earned it!  -Jake Ellenberger ‏

A Lil’ Psycho is Born
Just wanted to welcome in my MINI ME to this world...right in time to wish ya'll a Happy Holloween! http://fb.me/2aWxEymIf  -Stephan Bonnar

Fighters Get Political… Sorta
Next week make sure you cast your vote for @BrianStann for president #nonpartisan he's a better candidate then either guy in the ballot   -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Vote for me! RT @metropcs: Our @ufc team is growing & we want the best for #TeamMetro! Pick your favorite here! http://ow.ly/eQYg2  -Carlos Condit ‏

If Obama wins, I'm leaving the country. If Romney wins, I'm still leaving the country. this is not a political post, I just want to travel  -Reza Madadi ‏

‘Staches for Those in Need
You know you want one http://instagr.am/p/Rg4ey2zFqY/  -Ian McCall ‏

Tim’s Anger Management is Going Well
If I couldn't punch people in the face and/or shoot things on a daily basis... Life just wouldn't be worth living.  -Tim Kennedy ‏

Disclaimer: Forrest is Not a Lawyer
Fact: If someone smokes around you in a place that's not a bar of designated smoking area it's perfectly legal to punch them in the face

You can legally punch anyone who says "ah Halloween was yesterday" while looking at you condescendingly  -Forrest Griffin ‏

Halloween Problems
My costume...The inspiration for the costume...And the boot-tragedy that happened on the way to the party :( http://instagr.am/p/RfceABBEdG/   -Ronda Rousey ‏

Happy Halloween everyone, I hope I pass out more candy than I eat  -Daron Cruickshank ‏

So I bought candy for the trick-or-treaters tonight but.....I ate it all :( #FatKid  -Cub Swanson ‏

Ike’s Marketing Plan: Dirty Laundry?
Well @CubSwanson socks weren't a motivator to get me to 2000 followers so now im offering @JohnDodsonMMA stolen underwear!!!  -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Weather Report Johnny Knoxville Style
Why does the news find it essential to send people out in hurricanes? We get it. It's windy. And rainy.   -Stipe Miocic ‏