Tweets of the Week - 1/11

Strikeforce: Marquardt vs Saffiedine
Drooling onto my shirt watching food shows #fighterproblemz #diet #weightcut  -Nate Marquardt ‏

Early departure to Oklahoma with @DanielWoirin few more days until fight day. Super pumped to fight on last #Strikeforce event. #Champion  -Tarec Saffiedine ‏

At dinner last night. With @LukeRockhold @BradPenny @Mak4afight and terry. Was a good dinner and great time w/ friends pic.twitter.com/FoymI2bJ  -Daniel Cormier ‏

I'm not sure why. I always watch cooking shows when I'm cutting weight. #GluttonForPunishment  -Tim Kennedy ‏

Had me a nice lil breakfast and I got just over 8lbs to go. Very well hydrated so can easily cut that in about an hour.  -Patrick Healy ‏

Got a nice little sweat in. pic.twitter.com/rRXsQ3al  -Ryan Couture ‏

155 lbs! Did it. Fight night tomorrow. I'm ready. Thank you to my team, family, friends,& supporters. @jeffclarkmma pic.twitter.com/AOXjDIWQ   -KJ Noons ‏

Guys this is the link to watch my fight free online #Strikeforce http://sho.com/freepreview  Galera esse é o link pra assistir minha luta.  -Roger Gracie ‏

People say strikeforce won't have a good legacy but for me it was an awesome experience and I'm glad I was part of it! Thanks -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Stop Tweeting in the Mirror, Benson!
ahahahawM ???ti si ksa ot hcum oot ton s'taht...REVE ,rethgif tseb eht eb ot tnaw tsuj I  -Benson Henderson ‏

You Had Us at Chael
Tonight on @FUELTV DON'T miss "UFC Roundtable: The Analysts" Fri 10pm on w/ @JayGlazer @SugaRashadEvans @brianstann @kennyflorian @sonnench  -Kenny Florian ‏

It Would Be Weird If You Didn’t
You look a lot like Carlos Condit #IGetThatALot  -Carlos Condit ‏

Shakedown at Team Alpha Male
In the gym office hiding frm Master Thong. He wants money! - Im not falling4that sh^t again, not now, not ev http://instagr.am/p/UUeLgqJ1am/

F^^^^^ck! Master Thong is waiting for me outside :( Hopefully this stand-off doesn't take long. I got sh^t to do. -Danny Castillo

Not Everyone Loves Twitter
Not sure what the hype about Twitter is? Why only 140 letters? I spend more time figuring out how to shorten my sentences then anything else  -Sean Sherk

At Least It’s not Bad For Your Brain or… Oh.
An awesome piece on the brain and multitasking. Apparently checking your Twitter every 5 min is very bad for your brain  …  -Quinn Mulhern ‏

Rabbit Mullet Wig?
Family heirloom. Yeah, I know it's cool. pic.twitter.com/hb5hs1wc  -Seth Baczynski ‏

Fighters Care
DONT DO DRUGS! http://instagr.am/p/UONiW0nfen/  -Cyrille Diabaté ‏

Serious Food Issues
I'm eating luncheon meat with no bread by itself cause I'm too tired to make food after practice, the only emotion I feel is shame. Is there a way to eat so much salami and bologna that you become a superhero?  -Mitch Clarke ‏

Congrats! (What a Nerd)
Not gonna lie I think it's pretty cool I'm on UFC roster of fighters can't stop staring at it! This is for real a dream come true!  -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

You do. No, Seriously!
So I'm working my way off of crutches=I need a sparkling PIMP cane like Shonie Carter!  -Duane Ludwig ‏

Gotham Needs You, Forrest
In my head the fanny pack I wear looks like the Batmans utility belt. I don't need the truth. -Forrest Griffin ‏

It’s a Living
Man I love being at the gym. And hitting people is pretty sweet too.  -Stipe Miocic ‏