
Best Of
A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC accounts, and the list of UFC fighters to keep up with these guys and gals.
Axe Murderer vs Gangster
Point and counterpoint.... Wanderlei vs. Sonnen -UFC
He Only Accepts Messages via Smoke Signal
Does anyone have Steven Seagals phone number? I need to bring in the big guns for this fight. -Tim Kennedy
Hey! Seagal Cut the Ponytail Years Ago!
If you're an adult male and you have a ponytail, I assume you smell and most likely own a snake as a pet -Mitch Clarke
Let’s Tweet About the Government
Ask not what your country can do for you cuuuuuuzzzzzz... they're kinda closed right now. #GovernmentShutdown -Kenny Florian
THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY BUT AT LEAST I HAVE CATS, RIGHT?!? -Julie Kedzie
JoeJitsu Comedy
What if Bruce Lee had a brother named Brock?? pic.twitter.com/HhF9vnDgnj -Joseph Benavidez
Tough but Not Impossible!
Mr. @danawhite When we win our fights coming up I suggest we do a super tag team fight w/ @sonnench + Me vs @lyotomachidafw + @vitorbelfort -Tim Kennedy
@TimKennedyMMA that would be a tough one to pull off -Dana White
Can’t Tell From the Pic but Bet He’s Not Wearing Pants
Little morning coffee with my good friend @CodyStamann top of the morning to you Twitter pic.twitter.com/kYKAyUkDxV -Daron Cruickshank
Call Everyone Toby. He’ll Think It’s Your Thing.
I found out today I'd been calling a guy by the wrong name for like 4 years. His name is Jason, I've been calling him Toby -Mitch Clarke
Dog Stare is Scary
Hey! Whys the baby crying? pic.twitter.com/OLGhyb3lu2 -Duane Ludwig
That Name Sounds So Familiar
And the rumors are true: 9-0 bantamweight @SergioPettis has signed with the UFC, will face @VaughanLoveLee at #UFC167 -UFC
Punchy Smurf
HEY LOOK A SMURF!! (We promote equality in training) @JacksonsMMA @JohnDodsonMMA @ufc pic.twitter.com/P9JuNiMo5A -Julie Kedzie
Jesse Pinkman Need Not Apply
If you are in the Albuquerque area and don't party or smoke I need a room mate. If you are interested private message me -Isaac Vallie-Flagg
#KNOCKITOFF
#AdddictedToHashtags -Joseph Benavidez
@JoeJitsu #ItsaWayOfLife #hashtag #hashtag -Danny Castillo
@lastcall155 #MyFeetSmellDisgusting -Joseph Benavidez
#StartWearingSocks #ThenTryGoldbond #hashtag #hashtag -Danny Castillo
#F***Socks #NoRespectForFungus -Joseph Benavidez