He Only Accepts Messages via Smoke Signal
Does anyone have Steven Seagals phone number? I need to bring in the big guns for this fight. -Tim Kennedy
Hey! Seagal Cut the Ponytail Years Ago!
If you're an adult male and you have a ponytail, I assume you smell and most likely own a snake as a pet -Mitch Clarke
Let’s Tweet About the Government
Ask not what your country can do for you cuuuuuuzzzzzz... they're kinda closed right now. #GovernmentShutdown -Kenny Florian
THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY BUT AT LEAST I HAVE CATS, RIGHT?!? -Julie Kedzie
Call Everyone Toby. He’ll Think It’s Your Thing.
I found out today I'd been calling a guy by the wrong name for like 4 years. His name is Jason, I've been calling him Toby -Mitch Clarke
Jesse Pinkman Need Not Apply
If you are in the Albuquerque area and don't party or smoke I need a room mate. If you are interested private message me -Isaac Vallie-Flagg
#AdddictedToHashtags -Joseph Benavidez
#StartWearingSocks #ThenTryGoldbond #hashtag #hashtag -Danny Castillo
#F***Socks #NoRespectForFungus -Joseph Benavidez