Tweets of the Week - 10/25

By Thomas Cunningham • Oct. 25, 2013

A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC accounts, and the list of UFC fighters to keep up with these guys and gals.

UFC Fight Night: Machida vs Munoz
I am on weight! Ja no peso,esperando para ir para pesagem! http://instagram.com/p/f5ABbuJ6Zq/ -Lyoto Machida ‏

Last push 4 over. Easy cut! Thk u @todd_norman for your help & support! http://instagram.com/p/f4nYCeM5K2/ -Mark Muñoz ‏

I tweeted this late last night. Here it is in case u didn't c it. http://youtu.be/iWY4YtVWl3Y -Dana White ‏

T.G.Eye.F
Good Friday morning everyone ;) -Jessica Eye ‏

Bacon Not Stirred
A confession of mine that will lose me followers: I don't really care about bacon. Or James Bond. Sorry. Just can't generate any care. -Julie Kedzie ‏

Hair to the Throne
Kenny florian's hair is getting pretty epic -Isaac Vallie-Flagg

Absurd! “@stipekapovic: @kennyflorian @TheDomin8r just said norman might have better hair then you.... what is this some type of sick joke?” -Kenny Florian

Hallow Weiners
“@WeAreMMAUK: @TouchyFili who are you dressing up as for Halloween?”>> @lastcall155 pic.twitter.com/kk7fPJ1vCE -Andre Fili ‏

@TouchyFili @WeAreMMAUK I see a lotta candy in ur future. -Danny Castillo

@WeAreMMAUK you didn't ask about my halloween costume but ill share anyways. I'm going as @TouchyFili pic.twitter.com/6iWEmdc5Nc -Danny Castillo

Sensitive Men
My mom said she'd never been in a limo before, so I got one to go to lunch today. pic.twitter.com/js2N0QVWTZ -Andre Fili ‏

Finally listened to Drake's new album. I cried three times. #Drizzy -Danny Castillo

Perspective by Tim Kennedy
"One kind word can change someone's entire day"... Well so can a kick to the balls. What's your point? -Tim Kennedy ‏

Top Cat
The old cat massage pic.twitter.com/9cncEEtPuo -Daron Cruickshank ‏

And also this 10lb brat won't let me up pic.twitter.com/kgqLlCb11p -Julie Kedzie ‏

Hype or Dog
Just posted a photo http://instagram.com/p/f3TNE4PZ1N/ -Pat Barry ‏

Whose Bearded Baby is This?
Today I realized no one calls me sir, then I realized the majority of the time I act like a giant child. A giant child with a beard -Mitch Clarke ‏

Gangster Poetry Corner with Chael P.
Ringo played the drums
And bread leaves crumbs
Heartburn? Take TUMS
WANDERLEI'S A BUM

The fifth dwarf was Sneezy
And Velveeta's kinda cheesy
And Fiji's kinda breezy
Beatin' Wanderlei's EASY -Chael Sonnen