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Tweets of the Week - 10/16

A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC accounts, and the list of UFC fighters to keep up with these guys and gals.

Happy F-Day, You Guys!

Ok......maybe more like my second 'F' word. ...
— Alpha Cat Zingano (@CatZingano) October 16, 2015

Watch This!

#OnTheFly featuring #UFCDublin's @Duffy_MMA starts this Thurs on @UFCFightPass! FREE Trial:
— UFC (@ufc) October 12, 2015


My son just took my Texas toast off my plate and stared me in the eye as he ate it. #punked
— Joe Lauzon (@JoeLauzon) October 16, 2015

Mocking the Mets is One Thing but Now You Went TOO FAR!

Don't worry New York, I'll be bringing proper pizza with me. Your stuff don't measure up.
— Coach (@CMPunk) October 16, 2015

Mind of Mitch - Latest Mitchspatches

Just saw someone eating a can of peaches. Just eat some candy, you weirdo , like you want to
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) October 15, 2015


Every time I have to teach kid's class I hope none show up and then they all show up just before class starts, just when I get my hopes up
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) October 15, 2015


If you like your own rant on Facebook , I probably hate you. Knock it off
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) October 15, 2015


Next priority, buy an air balloon
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) October 15, 2015


Rap songs don't speak to me anymore. There's no rap songs about hating doing laundry or how I hope for a clean pinch with my morning poop
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) October 12, 2015

Why Sorry? That's Where You're Supposed to Go!

Sorry I pooped in your toilet... It was an emergency @kindizzay @kanaway but that probably makes it worse
— David Michaud (@bulldawgUFC) October 12, 2015

This Guy!

I love making new twitter friends.
— Stipe Miocic (@stipemiocicufc) October 11, 2015

Cowboy and Kennedy, Now Y'Know You're in Trouble

@Cowboycerrone didn't want to distract you while you were winning this title and everything. Blowing s**t up is always available.
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) October 14, 2015

Sweet of the Week

Just a quick Photo shoot with my baby
— Paige VanZant (@PaigeVanzantUFC) October 16, 2015