Tweets of the Week - 10/15

Schaub Scores Knockouts
Knocking out my last two interviews for the day then its GTL time!  -Brendan Schaub
Tito Training
last sparring session before the fight. its been a long and hard road but still feel great. sore but good. -Tito Ortiz

Awk-ward
Who's ready to grapple with me? I'm full of testosterone, wearing
tights, and bringing it to Team Aggression. I'm also wearing lipstick  -Tom Lawlor

The Filipino Joking Machine
Where down the sink? Haha!! RT @MonetNB: drained :(  -Mark Muñoz
Bromance Alert
Weight cutting going well for #ufc120 Wish @JokerGuymon could be here but looking forward to see him at #ufc121.  -James Wilks
Me too luv ya!   -Michael Guymon
Looking forward 2 my boy @lightningwilks getting that W this #ufc 120 Saturday n then helping me get mine @ufc 121   -Michael Guymon
"On..." On What?! Cliffhanger!
The weekend has started early,off to the ufc fan expo,looking forward to
seeing all the fans and watching my boy dan hardy set the o2 on ...   -André Winner
Condit Trains with Pitbulls
Just got done working out with @CarlosCondit, Carlos is looking sharp should be a great fight!!! Osuuu  -Thiago Alves
NJ Batman in London
UK UK UK I'm coming can u handle that @ufc fan expo  -Kurt Pellegrino
And the Guy with the Awesome Haircut…
Dear United Kindom, Im coming to wreck shop. I will be the brown guy with an awesome haircut @ufc expo @eckomma's booth. Ur welcome.  -Miguel Angel Torres
Lookin’ Good!
Check me out it's my birthday! http://yfrog.com/3t93pqpj   -Jamie Varner
Mission Accomplished.
I never wanted to be the next Royce Gracie. I just wanted to be the first NYBA . Phil Baroni  -Phil Baroni
You’re Welcome, Mr. Outlaw
Many thanks to all of you for all your great tweets about me and continued support!  -Dan Hardy
Epic, Bro. Epic!
This stache means business. Yall betta recognize. I AM SMILING. http://yfrog.com/nahyuzj  -Matt Mitrione
D'oh!
Just got a speeding ticket which isn't that surprising but, wait for it,
I really wasn't speeding. Should I just call it a karma ticket   -Forrest Griffin