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UFC 153: Silva vs Bonnar
Quips and quotes from today's UFC 153 presser with Anderson Silva and Stephan Bonnar http://www.ufc.com/media/153-PrePresser-Highlights … -UFC
Good morning y'all , I wish a nice day to everyone peace !!! -Anderson Silva
Watch @stephanbonnar land a 360 spin kick van damme style at the open workout in Rio #UFC http://yfrog.com/j1548lbrtywnbbjteocomjenz … -Stephan Bonnar
Mission accomplished! Already on weight, now just have to wait for official weigh ins @ufc 153! http://twitpic.com/b3gt46 -Demian Maia
First day in Rio has been great. Met lots of fans on the beach with @PhilMrWonderful -Jon Fitch
I just sent my mom photos from Rio. She writes back to me "stay out of the sun, you're getting black" hahaha I'll let you know how that goes -Phil Davis
I cant wait for the fight tomorrow -Diego Brandao
I am already on weight , and even just ate a toblerone -Wagner Caldeirao
The Man himself, Burt Watson!! UFC Baybe !!! http://instagr.am/p/QqFnMsuBuv/ -Cristiano Marcello
It'll be so crazy if Bonnar beats A.Silva -Duane Ludwig
Well Bonnar def. has nothing to lose. with that weight off his back it should free him up to go out and give a great fight! excited 2 see! -Aaron Riley
British Invasion
US Visa granted... You aren't rid of me just yet America! -Dan Hardy
Jamie Varner, We Got a Cake!
Goodbye 27 hello 28 and almost 30! http://instagr.am/p/QrEnQ7HPIo/ -Jamie Varner
Uncle Sleepy
Ya I wear a onesie to bed http://instagr.am/p/Qq_vKmTFs6/ -Ian McCall
Now That’s a Computer Crash!
Dude I was so upset after the Yankee game that I turned my MacBook into an iPhone charger. @MattPeL pic.twitter.com/DwkpR8O6 -Al Iaquinta
Fight World Problems
cashiers at the grocery store look at you funny when you buy a tub of vaseline. Apparently mumbling, its for my ears. doesn't clear it up -Forrest Griffin
Ganster Gunning for Champ
The more I realize how bad the fans want to see me fight Sonnen the more I am beginning to disregard whether he deserves it or not -Jon Bones Jones
You don't GIVE. I TAKE. Remembah that, Bonesie-Boy @jonnybones -Chael Sonnen
What Scares Jake?
Fear nothing.. But the IRS. -Jake Ellenberger
"My Dad Can Beat up Your Dad"
I ate lunch at my daughters school today and all the Lil kids in her class think I'm a super star. Shhhh pls don't telm otherwise. Thanks -Duane Ludwig
Rules of the Road
I'm always the second fastest driver on the road, that way if there's a speed trap the other #&*@! gets caught and I cruise on through -Daron Cruickshank
Guy next to me on motorcycle has a hair net on ........... But no helmet!!!!! #WINNING -Isaac Vallie-Flagg
TUF Babies: Coming Soon
@igoraraujojj looks like were going to be adding one more to the family, and its not another dog...Lisa is PREGNANT!! -Eddy Ellis
@fasteddyellis @igoraraujojj wow congrats big Ed name it Matt :)
@fasteddyellis I love you -Matthew Secor
@secormatthew ha in the words of @jameschaneymma I love me too! -Eddy Ellis
@fasteddyellis @secormatthew ha! I'm quotable! -James Chaney
TUF PS
Hello ladies and gentlemen today is once again Friday make sure to tune in to TUF on fx at 10pm -Matthew Secor
Future Champ?
She caught me sleeping! I win 9 out of 10, easy! pic.twitter.com/qrcTarlH -Jim Miller
Mustache Bite Transition to Armbar
Someone had to take a bite out of that infamous Mike Beltran mustache at some point! http://instagr.am/p/QjMq-EBEc_/ -Ronda Rousey