Your Friendly Neighborhood Outlaw
Happy Friday! -Dan Hardy ‏

Why Possums Always Root for Jason
Came home the other day & there was a possum eating the food I leave out for stray cats. Left it out cause possums gotta eat too.  -Jason High ‏

We Flllyyyyyiiiinnnnn’!!!
Ran into Burt Watson And jr dos santos at the airport http://instagram.com/p/fUuwfFIoJc/ -Jake Shields ‏

KenFlo: Master of the Sarcasti-Tweet
Never have, never will! “@th0masr0gersMMA: @kennyflorian ever respond to fans?” -Kenny Florian ‏

Phones Overestimate the Popularity of Gardening
I hate when auto correct turns how into hoe . Maybe they know something I don't know ! -Derek Brunson ‏

I’m not a Candy Player, I just Candy Crush A Lot.
Awe that's cute just heard that @thugjitsumaster and @ColtonSmithMMA have a beautiful candy crush bromance #nighttimeconfession -Isaac Vallie-Flagg

NO!!! He tried to force it upon me.. I WILL NOT give in.. #CandyCrushAddictYves  -Colton Smith ‏

Come on Colton. It would be so sweet of you to send me tickets & extra lives.  -Yves Edwards ‏

Kedz & Castillo Enjoying TUF
Congrats to @RockyPMMA and HEAD UP @jessamynduke ! You both are freakin' WARRIORS!! -Julie Kedzie ‏

I luv seeing Master Thong on T.V.  -Danny Castillo ‏

Mike Clearly Jealous of TUF Makeovers
Makeovers???? Really? Come on. -Michael Bisping ‏

Don’t Make Twitter Angry, You Wouldn’t Like it When its Angry
Oh I see it's angry twitter tonight. Must not have gotten the memo. #Sorry  -Stipe Miocic ‏

It’s Halloween When Bang Says it is!
That's it! I'm sending @LilDuaneBANG to Brazil!! pic.twitter.com/qjNvsUQoKR -Duane Ludwig ‏

That Sassy Cart Had it Coming
Not much beats watching a guy fistfight a shopping cart downtown. Today shall be a good day -Mitch Clarke ‏

Adopt or Die!
THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE HAPPIEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE!!! @rosenamajunas http://instagram.com/p/fGV2m8vZx0/  -Pat Barry ‏

Who's this Tim Kennedy Guy? He's Pretty Funny.
First video of me making a fool out of myself. Yes I still have a band with me at all times. http://youtu.be/8LrS_peO1mA  pic.twitter.com/yM3RETix2b  -Tim Kennedy ‏