Tweets of the Week - 5/17

UFC on FX 8
Press conference today. Can't stand fist to face bullsh*t, he will get his, I promise! http://instagram.com/p/ZYnlUqIaD8/   -Luke Rockhold ‏

In 30 minutes I am in my way to the press conference and the open workout I am so happy with one more opportunity that God gave me.  -Vitor Belfort ‏

HAHA showing off my flying triangle at the open workouts http://fb.me/26Vxf4mtn  -Chris Camozzi ‏

A shot from the plane about to land in Joinville, Brazil. http://instagram.com/p/ZUHm9_ACyx/  -Mike Rio ‏

Happy Stuffs Appreciation Day!
Today should be Appreciation day or something. It's Friday. I appreciate stuffs on Friday.  -Scott Jorgensen ‏

Zoolander Blu-Ray is Not a Fight Vid
So @DUANEBANGCOM says nobody watches more video than him, REALLY?! I had to press pause on the fight vid I was watching just to tweet this  -Kenny Florian ‏

Tim Kennedy: Black Belt in Crazy
Ranger panties, "Come And Take It" shirt, and cowboy boots make the perfect post workout outfit! pic.twitter.com/mS0SsVcYEV  -Tim Kennedy ‏

Good Cause. Also: Awww
Got to hang out with Jim and Sarge from Paws and Stripes. Great org. Rescuing dogs, healing Veterans.… http://instagram.com/p/ZYYzA6sMVi/  -Carlos Condit ‏

Coffee & Canines
Not a bad way to spend the morning :) #nofilter #veniceintheAM http://instagram.com/p/ZYXPlIBESB/  -Ronda Rousey ‏

Mr. Importanter
Whenever signing important documents always put made up indecipherable letters after your name, it makes you seem importanter  -Forrest Griffin ‏

They Don’t Know Who They’re Messing With!
My 2nd day as a business owner...#FrankMirFace #Haters http://instagram.com/p/ZYM7veJ1dR/ -Danny Castillo ‏

The Odd Mind of Mr. Shanky
Sighted in my ar15 for a 100yds. Zombies don't have a chance. What is your go to zombie defence weapon? pic.twitter.com/lEj5ZLUehv

I like to watch the squirrels play out the window while I poop and narrate what they're saying to each other in my head.

Karate stick figure with like 50 cats? I don't know who's car this is but we just became best friends. pic.twitter.com/4AQLMSZTqG   -Daron Cruickshank ‏

Perfect and Pure Inspiration
pic.twitter.com/CvOrNIsXZT  -Julie Kedzie ‏

Cheesy Pun
Found a mouse in the UFC kitchen today - tickets for his Seattle bout go on sale this week @mightymouseufc pic.twitter.com/Qmv3gsEDEF   -UFC ‏

It's Actually Funnier Without the Set-up. Trust Me.
@TimKennedyMMA @Bartimus7  that's what she said -Isaac Vallie-Flagg

Just Wait ‘til UFC 160
I'm off to find Bigfoot, be right back... http://instagram.com/p/ZTem_wJyPA/  -Joe Rogan ‏

Not a Puzzle for Amateurs
Is this a joke? http://instagram.com/p/ZTdoBAMTUl/  -Quinn Mulhern ‏

We All Do, Mitch. We All Do…
How come when I yell Jumanji at animals, nothin happens. It feels like my childhood is a lie  -Mitch Clarke ‏